The laughs per minute is truly impressive
"The Bean’s on fire and this pizza’s in a deeper dish than I’m used to"
06.03.2026 05:23
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The laughs per minute is truly impressive
"The Bean’s on fire and this pizza’s in a deeper dish than I’m used to"
tottenham 1 FT 3 crystal palace 34' Solanke Goal (Tottenham 1:0) 38' Micky van de Van (Tottenham) Red Card 40' Sarr Goal (1:1) 45' +1 Larsen Goal (1:2 Crystal Palace) 45' +7 Sarr Goal (1:3 Crystal Palace)
Can't wait to hatewatch this 18 mins stretch over and over
Reuters Exclusive
"U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school."
"The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the Middle East."
sleepy ditto "oh dear...it looks like someone needs a bit more sleep!"
Pokopia personally attacking me right out the gate
BREAKING:
The Justice Department just posted online three FBI interviews that had been missing from the massive trove of Epstein files initially released.
They're related to unsubstantiated sexual assault allegations against Donald Trump.
DOC 1: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
TIL what umarell is (are?)
Obligatorily sharing my favorite story of Macho Man Randy Savage getting into a knife-wielding standoff against a cowboy in a Nashville waffle house and ends with a police dog biting him in the ass
the Kurds are apparently very forgiving of repeated American betrayals
CNN: The CIA has a Top Secret plan to fund the Kurds.
Iran: Okay, we'll launch missiles into Turkey then.
with how utterly incompetent these DOJ attorneys are, this isn't as threatening as they think it is
Sgt. 1st Class Nicole Amor was just days away from returning home to her husband and two children when a drone strike in Kuwait killed her and five others.
Polis should be impeached if he does this. This would be little different than granting clemency to a January 6 insurrectionist
somehow khamenei returned
simpsons screenshot of USAF fighter jet launching sidewinder missile that ends up hitting friendly jet
bsky having intermittent server issues on a US primary election night?
shame
truly astounding that this administration factored literally zero collateral consequences of starting a war in the middle east
On my way into work, I saw gas prices jumped nearly a quarter/gallon overnight ($2.95 to $3.19)
someone ask him how we're doing with lower-middle and lower-end ammunition
Rubio saying "Israel made us do it" is gonna
fuel more antisemitism
the junior senator from Oklahoma appears to have a cognitive inability to differentiate Iran from Iraq
pokemon panini press with pikachu and a pokeball branded grilled cheese sandwiches
hmm
that's some Iron Dome, eh?
luckily, this happened in a region of the world that is well-known for its geopolitical stability
Its worth noting the weekend in Iran is Thursday/Friday. The Israeli/US attack happened on what would be a Monday morning as people went to school and work.
reminder to not watch cable news networks, who are currently salivating that they get to show nonstop footage of warporn
how do you explain to your kids why this is happening without sounding like a deranged lunatic