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WGAE writer of television &c. @bythebywater.bsky.social cohost sightunseen.xyz

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important!!

06.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"mar-a-lago face," kardashians, etc etc but truly i think that having to look at our own stupid faces for too long broke brains in a very specific way

06.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i know social media started it, but being required to be on-camera on zoom has to have fucked up a LOT of adults and teens. we were not meant to look at ourselves this much!

06.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

morbidly fascinated with this clavicular guy. son of bodybuilders enters high school during covid, develops mega-body dysmorphia from zoom/social issues, gets radicalized by incels into steroid use starting at 14, graduates to hitting himself in the face with a hammer and meth for weight loss by 19

06.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe the reason no one reads anything anymore is that it's all written to be FUCKING BORING

06.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i also do copywriting and ghostwriting if you would like your website/social posts/blog posts to sound like an actual interesting human person!

06.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
- a non-fiction author who needs research help? i helped Matt Zoller Seitz with his DEADWOOD book and Alan Sepinwall with his The OC oral history!

- a writer trying to get into a fellowship? WBTV Writers Workshop alum & current WB Access reader ready to help you with your scripts and essays!

- a showrunner looking for dope people to staff on your show? i am a pleasure to have in class and a damn fine writer! (and ask about the 2-for-1 special of me & my husband as a writing team!)

- a non-fiction author who needs research help? i helped Matt Zoller Seitz with his DEADWOOD book and Alan Sepinwall with his The OC oral history! - a writer trying to get into a fellowship? WBTV Writers Workshop alum & current WB Access reader ready to help you with your scripts and essays! - a showrunner looking for dope people to staff on your show? i am a pleasure to have in class and a damn fine writer! (and ask about the 2-for-1 special of me & my husband as a writing team!)

hey! you! you should hire me!

are you:

06.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing will ever top that original picture but I need people to understand that this is probably one of the most unreal guys alive. A totally impossible guy. Like by all rights he should not exist but at the same time he could of course only exist in the dimension we’re all trapped in.

06.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 681 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 80

also though, haven't seen any of these creeps address the problem that if their LLM models ARE conscious then they have reinvented chattel slavery and are guilty of a pretty serious crime against humanity

06.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the AI CEOs believe their own hype which means if they type "are you anxious?" into a prompt bar for the yes-man chat bot trained on all of the internet and all of the media about robots gaining sentience, they believe the chatbot is conscious when it returns a "yes" answer

06.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

"backwards" job growth. wonder if there's a word for that. the opposite of "growth" maybe

06.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

someone ask Rowling if she’s gonna pay for this fucking nightmare shit

06.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

because of course a publication would be executing a phishing attack using the word "phishing" in the subject and body

05.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of an email sent by 404 Media, a real publication, about an article they wrote entitled "ICE Phishing: Scammers Are Sending 'Support ICE' Emails to Steal Credentials." Gmail has labeled it spam and potentially dangerous, with a big red "don't click on anything in this email" banner at the top

a screenshot of an email sent by 404 Media, a real publication, about an article they wrote entitled "ICE Phishing: Scammers Are Sending 'Support ICE' Emails to Steal Credentials." Gmail has labeled it spam and potentially dangerous, with a big red "don't click on anything in this email" banner at the top

incredible job by gmail's spam filter

05.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
β€˜Nazi heaven’: Inside Miami campus Republicans’ racist group chat The chat is the subject of a Florida International University police investigation.

1. we gotta talk about the radicalization of latines, man

2. there's an expert in here who talks about how anyone using "agartha" must be well-read in nazism but unfortunately that term has become a meme

05.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

jared give us a friends & family deal on the TV rights

05.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Publishers Marketplace announcement: Crawford Award-winning author Jared Pechacek's WHERE FIRE REIGNS, pitched as Firefly with firebenders, in which a crew of fugitives must keep a feral goddess safe from the church who believes her death will bring water back to their dry world, to Carl Engle-Laird at Tor, for publication in winter 2027, by Jennifer Azantian at Azantian Literary Agency (NA).
Translation: alba@mushens-entertainment.com
Film/TV: film@azantianlitagency.com

Screenshot of a Publishers Marketplace announcement: Crawford Award-winning author Jared Pechacek's WHERE FIRE REIGNS, pitched as Firefly with firebenders, in which a crew of fugitives must keep a feral goddess safe from the church who believes her death will bring water back to their dry world, to Carl Engle-Laird at Tor, for publication in winter 2027, by Jennifer Azantian at Azantian Literary Agency (NA). Translation: alba@mushens-entertainment.com Film/TV: film@azantianlitagency.com

you wanna hear some good news

05.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 416 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 31

if you use this technology you should constantly be reminded of the mass-scale human suffering it enables

05.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

every mention of claude in the press should include the epithet "which was used to plan a double-tap attack on a girls' school"

05.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Chotiner: You're wearing the Silmarils now. I can see them in your crown, shining with the light of the Two Trees, which can now only be found in them.
Morgoth: How was I supposed to know Ungoliant was going toβ€”
Chotiner: You're saying you didn't direct her?
Morgoth: She attacked me, too, you know.

04.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Chotiner: And when you engraved "One Ring to rule them all" on theβ€”
Sauron: I don't understand why everyone keeps taking that out of context.
Chotiner: Well, do you mean to rule us all?
Sauron: I'm here to talk about Gondor's illegal encroachment in Ithilien, Isaac.

04.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 411 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Isaac Chotiner absolutely can simply walk into Mordor, sit down and interview Sauron, and then a few hours later after he’s gone Sauron looks and goes β€œWell when you say it like that it looks bad.”

04.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 251 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

this is just the civil war with more Branding

04.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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AI Translations Are Adding β€˜Hallucinations’ to Wikipedia Articles AI translated articles swapped sources or added unsourced sentences with no explanation, while others added paragraphs sourced from completely unrelated material.

"AI is great for translation" oh really www.404media.co/ai-translati...

04.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mind you these workers are specifically Kenyan workers who are made to view and annotate the absolute worst things created by man and machine for extremely low pay and absolutely no support or care from Meta for the trauma they endure every day at work

04.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 735 πŸ” 381 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 21

just had the most powerful sense-memory of the art teacher's son, birkenstocks and a head of magnificent golden curls, playing O.A.R.'s "crazy game of poker" for us during lunch in his mom's classroom

03.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a person's post that reads "The concept of enshittification has so much juice because there's a whole generation of adult-age people now who were chilren or not even born yet in the early days of the internet & can believe that there really was an early utopian era. Youngs: I was there for Early Internet. It was not great."

a person's post that reads "The concept of enshittification has so much juice because there's a whole generation of adult-age people now who were chilren or not even born yet in the early days of the internet & can believe that there really was an early utopian era. Youngs: I was there for Early Internet. It was not great."

don't know anyone saying the early internet was a "utopia" but... yeah, the pre-algorithmic internet was better for society than what we have today? bring back blogs and web rings

(this also ignores "enshittification" as applied to planned obsolescence, not actually owning anything you buy, &c)

03.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

pretty great year for movies about music! (Sinners, K-Pop, Testament of Ann Lee)

03.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

finally got around to seeing K-Pop Demon Hunters and oh! yes, i see

03.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

this is where, like, i understand the negative externalities of rent control but this doesn't fucking work either. 3 years in a row of increases despite the economy being shit, despite being perfect tenants, and worst of all despite the apartment not being improved in any way at all

02.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0