dr Quinn, medicine weirdo

God would probably have much more pressing issues than watching DJ Tanner fuck.

gotta sting

paid the water bill, please clap

The cover of The Complete Persepolis by Marianne Satrapi.

Now would be a good time for anyone who wants to learn about recent Iranian history to read this. It is well worth your time and money (I am sure your local library has it if you don’t want to purchase it).

That’s ok, your posts suck too.

Shia fumbled Mia Goth.
Of course he's mad.

stop making me hungry lol

Canadian ribs are like regular ribs except they apologize for being too saucy.

Maybe?

Exactly

you need to be nice to women over 40 today

The creator of Rainbow Brite died

“They got money for wars but can’t feed the poor”

— Tupac Shakur

Did you not get enough attention? asks the person also looking for attention

may I have your autograph?
it might be worth a couple hot dogs one day soon

I DO deserve a weekly stipend.
Thank you, good sir.

Apologies for responding without being summoned first, your highness.
It won't happen again.

you may love me from afar cause I'm near sighted

My parents couldn't afford it 😭 lol

“Good news!” he happily declared, clearly in the middle of a psychotic break.

I don't always stir shit but when I do it's worth getting shitty for

Some of you never attended Camp Cucamonga and it shows

I'm old. We had to start somewhere.

For me personally it was Myspace

I'm an excellent driver
I can drive you crazy in 2.5 months or less

Myspace had us all thinking we were auditioning for ANTM

not the literary one

my first crush was David Copperfield

“Nope.”

-A memoir.

The Gen A urge to wear animal skins and make tools out of flint.

it's honest work