Caroline 🕯️

Basketball

If I was in an Outlander-type situation I would invent Marxism, rock n roll… maybe a few other things

I’m genuinely so curious about The Bride actually. I need to see how bad it is.

A few weeks ago one of my good friends asked if I wanted to see Wuthering Heights and I couldn’t because I had my kids, and then today she asked if I wanted to see The Bride tonight but I can’t because I’ve got my kids. But one of these days she’s gonna get me when I don’t have the kids ….

Ah no worries but thanks for the follow-up

got a really high score on my therapy questionnaire today 🤗🤗🤗

I had a thought this morning that I’d be so scared of Dr. Robby if he was my boss and I think this is something I need to explore with my therapist

Sorry……… I laughed

(my date whispering to me)

Looking at highlights from the Knicks-Thunder game and SGA is literally evil. I’m shaking.

I need a rich husband so I can hang out with my boyfriend all day and not work

American Century of Humiliation is actually happening to me right now

I knew we’d win btw

Not emptying the litter box for self care reasons

Oh, well, nevermind

A fox stuffy wrapped in a cat themed fleece blanket on top of a mushroom pillow on a couch. He’s just doing the best he can.

Me if you care

Had a really bad day but Kyle Anderson in the Trees and Grady on the call??? The world can be so, beautiful

this is a cry for help

googling "mentally ill at work"

maybe I'm naive but personally I don't believe anybody in a position of power is operating with a multistep plan. they're just evil and want to make money that's it.

I saw a post the other day that posited that companies forcing AI capabilities into all the tech was actually just a trojan horse to use as a tool for warfare and it sounds convincing but I think the truth is more stupid and straightforward which is that they just want to make money.

got an email from NYT cooking that said "two words: crispy halloumi" and by god they are breaking some new ground over there

oh that definitely doesn't sound good

what does this mean

name the price on the card. actually I don't care what the price is. hunting this down

can't stop laughing at this thing I made

My son told a story where he was out in the driveway and Anthony Edwards rolled up and they hooped together - he flew a super jet from Denver - and the bit was so convincing that my daughter started crying because she didn’t get to meet him