The devil hasn't taken him because the devil is afraid he'll lose his job.
08.03.2026 01:05
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The devil hasn't taken him because the devil is afraid he'll lose his job.
“A well of souls Actors playing different parts in the same play And at the curtain call, they all come out again. Everyone is alive. No one is lost.”
“Clam casino”
There are two types of entries in my Notes app
cat = liquid
I like bsky
but man people are SUPER horny on main
please know that if I block you for being incredibly horny on main, it is not at all a comment on morality or anything, I'm sure you are absolutely wonderful as a person, but there really is Some Shit in the discovery feed, whew
just ace, is all
nothing like a date jumpscare
it's like when you realize kids born in 2005 can now legally purchase alcohol
Markwayne being a little bitch
‘Known as a fighter’ you mean this guy?
buddy I'm afraid that's just good ol adhd
Or even just like, walking too hard
More so that there’s no existing laws against it and you 100% know that at some point some tech bro is gonna think it’s the wave of the future and force it into everything. Like AI shit now.
the heat of the Takis will protect them
yeah get posting that pet buddy
I'm so fucking tired of ancient white men ruining literally everything about my present and future
Creamsicle cat on a bookshelf
Oh excellent looks like we all understand the assignment here
This is Missile Launcher
WoMeN ArE ToO EmoTiOnAL tO be PrEsIDEnT
Oh nooooo 😭 man we can’t have shit can we
The fuck he did! What is this sanewashing?
Well holy shit! That’s neat.
Thank you. I’m furious this was done without a peep. As a naturalized citizen that despises the current regime, I know exactly what they want to do with my data. I feel like I’m going to have to check every day from here on out to make sure my vote will actually be counted and I’m still registered.
I look forward to them someday fucking understanding the tiniest shred of empathy.
Can't wait for it. It'll happen someday. Surely.
this woman is a national fucking treasure
You fucking moron.
Ground beef is $10.50 a pound at the store….i might be able to get one!
I need everyone to know that I FUCKING CALLED IT AND I WAS SO RIGHT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=geiT...
These are my go-to in my fridgeless office (that also isn’t near any food places)
Fuck you, Sullivan, you ghoul. I can't wait for anyone else to take your place and I hope what you're voting for haunts you for the rest of your days. I hope you're tormented in hell for what you're enabling.
MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now.
They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.
GO DONATE.
tcpipeline.org
Still have a bunch of mine!
