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Late 30s Millennial. Childless cat lady. Married to my high school sweetheart. Purveyor of yap. Lover of whimsy.

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Absolutely fuck cancer.

It's sweet how he helped shape you into the woman that you are today. ๐Ÿ–ค

09.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'know what's cool? I accidentally started raw dogging life without my pantoprazole and I feel... fine? No GERD symptoms, even with my Coke Zero love.

09.03.2026 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The scale that the weight management team sent me is actually... really fucking nice. Medical grade shit. It also automatically syncs to the app I have to use to keep my Wegovy.

Since it does that, J kind of inherited our original scale as a single occupant now. ๐Ÿ˜…

09.03.2026 14:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right! Like, I don't have POTS because I'm occasionally light headed...

I do agree that self diagnosis can be a great tool but some people take it too far

09.03.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss my baby girl. Apartment life would be awful for her though. Claire struggles with maintenance and fire alarms; she's 10 years younger than Mara.

09.03.2026 13:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An elderly tabby cat laying on a brown self warming pad on a bed that has a striped blue comforter.

An elderly tabby cat laying on a brown self warming pad on a bed that has a striped blue comforter.

An elderly tabby cat laying on a brown self warming pad on a bed that has a striped blue comforter.

An elderly tabby cat laying on a brown self warming pad on a bed that has a striped blue comforter.

Mom finally got rid of the broken TV sitting on the bonus rooms bed, so Samara has ample space to chill now. I think she's so much happier about it.

The room is still a disaster, but hey, I'm glad my girl isn't resigned to a teeeeeeeny sliver of bed now.

09.03.2026 13:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOOOOOOOOOO

09.03.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Her pay for supurrvising is cheap too: CHURU!

09.03.2026 13:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman with a veil on her face is saying let 's go girls . Alt: Shiania Twain in that infamous MAN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN video saying "let's go girls"
09.03.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're both middle children, I think we kind of compensate extra to make up for our sibs LOL

09.03.2026 13:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmao

09.03.2026 13:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

J and I don't like leaving people out, never have. It's okay to say no, but it's nice to be included ykwim?

09.03.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love JL and CL, but I don't understand them sometimes. Mom likes a Dutch Bros green tea, half sweet, passion fruit syrup, so I like to call and ask before we get to their place if she'd like a little treat.

Those two just show up with drinks for themselves. Every Sunday.

09.03.2026 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time she hears a barking dog, she looks back at me like "Mom, why?"

09.03.2026 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Claire loves the morning air out of the apartment.

She watches maintenance clear the pool with such interest.

09.03.2026 13:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grave of the Fireflies is another soul crushing animated movie about the aftermath of nuclear war. ๐Ÿ’”

I wish the monsters in charge had souls.

09.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldn't consider those migraines, just headaches. I can solve my occasional headache with OTC stuff.

A migraine to me is something that needs strong medication to fix. With or without auras. Debilitating levels of pain.

09.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ugh, I love the bold brush strokes

09.03.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YAYAYAYAY WE ARE POUCH TWINSIES!!!!!

How do you like the Studio bag?

09.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those are flattering and pretty comfy, imo!

A lot of vintage style clothes are "suffer for looks", so it's nice to find a compromise there

08.03.2026 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It felt good that I purchased a gift with money I made reselling things, rather than using the joint bank account

I know our money is OUR money but I feel bad not contributing since I still haven't found a job

08.03.2026 11:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's gorgeous and I'm excited to present it on our special day!

08.03.2026 11:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We bought a second copy but I'm gonna look through Mom's house carefully today

08.03.2026 11:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry you're feeling poorly :(

08.03.2026 11:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a relic from a simpler time

07.03.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

holy shit, this is SO bad

grateful I'm not working for themmmm

07.03.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh I love deep dives like this, tucking in!

07.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oop, the power flickered

It's been a very rainy couple of days

07.03.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg, they made their reward system even worse? I gotta do some reading up on that, it already suuuuucked compared to how it used to be

Unfortunately, that is the truth. D: But if you ever want a little treat, their OG chai concentrate was Tazo brand (and they make it in decaf too!)

07.03.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Especially when almost everything is pretty fucking awful!

The one thing that's good about the Bux is that they keep making stupid fucking decisions, so it becomes easier to let go. I heard they redid their chai now and they keep working with Mr. Beast, gross

07.03.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0