Truly the only thing standing between humanity and world peace was merchandising rights.
08.03.2026 16:38
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Truly the only thing standing between humanity and world peace was merchandising rights.
Flock of A-Holes
25 years of experience with FCKGW
To be fair, throw any 5 letters out there and it is part of some tech stack somewhere. "Oh, you work with XQVPS?"
drapes of FIFA medals so long they drag on the ground behind him as he shuffles around avoiding stairs.
Very true. Gotta be careful with wild Gazebos in general too.
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No clue they were that recent! That... timing lines up with my follicular decline and now I'm a BALD ASS MAN.
I'm going with the headcanon that the universe took from me and added that to power those curls which, I mean, totally worth it honestly - he rocks those curls far better than I ever could.
Based on that photo I'd say y'all make a very strong case!
Cue Emerson, Lake & Palmer cover
βͺ Ooooh what a littleman he was β«
Someone should change Trump's clocks in the wrong direction this weekend and then just watch as republicans climb aboard the bandwagon to defend it.
*cosmouse as it will come to be known.
for-profit rage room would recoup the funds.
You must construct additional pΜΆyΜΆlΜΆoΜΆnΜΆsΜΆ bigly shells.
Free bread at the gas station?! Truly this is a sign of a thriving economy!
everything since <marquee> has been downhill
"being rude to the chatbot makes teddy ruxpin sad" is such a great framing lol
I'm just thankful they used **'s to avoid offending my delicate sensibilities.
Yeah but if you strip out an axis and flip it, it looks great. So who can really say if it is actually bad?
I would've also accepted ChatGP.Me
Sorry to hear that. Sending gentle ear skritches
Eneminivan.
I'm waiting until we transition to names relating to states of matter and then I'll drop my debut as Gaseous Clay
Personally I'm a huge fan. My wifi went out and I had to pry my smart-toilet open with a crowbar the other night but that's a small price to pay for AI-enabled fiber-intake analysis of my shits!
*pours an iced coffee on the toilet seat to prepare for a medical demonstration*
Jean-Claude Goddamme
