Casper's Ghost

Damn. I was kind of hoping you'd reply with something along the lines of "Try xxx from Such-n-such Co." 😀

Maybe someone else will ...

So hard to replicate, because lots of tomatoes sold in our supermarkets are tasteless bags of water.

TBF, it could be a confession to regularly throwing Alan out of windows.

How have ladybirds survived so long? They can't fly so well and don't know where they're going. One landed in my ear. I am not green, nor home to aphids. Another one has just crashed into my glasses and dropped to the floor. To what avail?

Never understood why the selfish bugger always insists on his own, personal ambulance.

I was thinking the plains of Oklahoma, with the wind sweeping down it and all that.

Also, for the avoidance of all doubt, Birmingham rush hour traffic is terrible.

Just what is it you do in your car?

Are those savings forecast in their stationery budget?

Knowing his history, he probably hasn't paid the bill.

I am happy to report that, after a lengthy course of antibiotics, my prick is no longer weeping. So, happy to comply with this directive.

Deliberately? Or, "Oh, look what's on Channel z!"?

Care home ads are getting more creative, I see.

Northern or southern hemisphere? Not giving this research any credence unless they've factored in coriolis forces.

Why does that man look like he's been stopped just before planting his head in that horse's behind? What are you watching? More importantly, does he do any other tricks?

And the stolen duvet!

Bird!

THIS is an excellent bird photo.

The brown sauce guerillas will make you rue this directive!

You'll never see them coming.

... Village. If you don't mind! 😉

Ouija board will do it, too.

I think the best thing about the film was as a cultural reference in 2020.

It feels like solipsism would be a Sith trait. Just saying 😀

Quote a record that you found in your parents' collection when you were young.

Same way that the baddies are usually, suddenly sans guns, in martial arts movies.

Imperial March from Star Wars, at full volume.