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Mallory Nees

@malgallery

πŸ‘‹She/her. Social media strategist. 🫠Former #TwitterRefugee, current #TikTokRefugee. πŸƒBest known for: β€œJosh Hawley Running Away to a Variety of Soundtracks” Tweet thread.

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Jazz aesthetic at #Olympics2026.

08.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Live footage from the Senate floor:

10.11.2025 03:53 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was *obsessed* with the lyrics of β€œ3 small words” chorus being a countdown. I was so annoying about it and my friends were like β€œπŸ€« settle down.”

29.01.2025 03:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Possibly my favorite soundtrack of all time?

29.01.2025 03:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see live.

29.01.2025 03:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

4. Adam (Only Lovers Left Alive)
3. the Soronprfrbs (Frank)
2. The Kelly Affair (Beyond the Valley of the Dolls)
1. DR. TEETH & THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM

29.01.2025 02:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me every morning I wake up and discover Elon Musk still hasn’t relocated to Mars.

29.01.2025 02:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa what if they named it that because eating there expressly makes a person move like a panda?! 🐼

29.01.2025 02:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

19.01.2025 18:42 πŸ‘ 32273 πŸ” 24161 πŸ’¬ 1162 πŸ“Œ 992

Yeah I got the notification and was like β€œRUDE…waitβ€”word?” I think it’s back to full functionality. But also I’m not getting a good feeling in my gut about it rn. πŸ‘€

19.01.2025 18:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s back but the vibe is way off…

19.01.2025 18:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.01.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait did anybody else just get a #TikTok notification?

I am able to access the app again.
#TikTokBan #TikTokBack?

19.01.2025 17:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

[kidz bop rage against the machine] some of those that love horses are the same that love foxes

18.01.2025 18:22 πŸ‘ 2244 πŸ” 324 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 14

I was berated in a thread by some man for clapping back at a comment where he (unprompted) called TikTok users β€œmorons.”

The blind disdain is so rampant here. I’m pretty disappointed tbh. 😞

But I guess it’s nice to find each other even if we’re doing it while getting bullied. ✨

19.01.2025 17:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

19.01.2025 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

By all means, do that.

But when your enjoyment of the joke manifests in calling people like me moronsβ€”completely unpromptedβ€”maybe expect the experience to be less enjoyable.

19.01.2025 15:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The battle is up vs down, not left vs right. The sooner we can all see that, the better off we’ll be.

19.01.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody needs to see that.

But seriously, just consider being more accepting of people who fundamentally agree with you. The gatekeepy cynicism is tired.

We have a long (I can only hope) 4 years ahead. ✌️

19.01.2025 14:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh sorry this is your β€œbest work”?

19.01.2025 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sir, respectfully, you’re calling strangers brainless when your whole profile is just reposts of other people’s thoughts.

19.01.2025 14:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

show me to me please 😒

19.01.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait…who’s gonna get ready with me now? πŸ₯Ί

#grwm #tiktokrefugee #morningroutine

19.01.2025 13:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just woke up and tried to open the app. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

19.01.2025 13:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

#tiktokrefugee there is a big group over on Reddit at
r/nothinghappeninghere.

19.01.2025 05:10 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg HELL YEAH pinnnnwuuurrrrrm

19.01.2025 05:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Realizing that I should use hashtags here to find my people. #tiktokrefugee #guitartok #booktok #witchtok #4AMclub and…whatever the #TikTok category is that filled my #fyp with cute rodent and mini cow content recently, just for good measure.

19.01.2025 05:02 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! πŸͺ„

19.01.2025 04:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AT LEAST all the treats, if not more.

19.01.2025 04:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I also cried and cried, and now I’m crying about these cats. 😭

19.01.2025 04:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0