BIRTH OF HAM 1577 SEVENTH ASTRAL ERA
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BIRTH OF HAM 1577 SEVENTH ASTRAL ERA
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YEAH MAN YEAH
Plus itβs more plausibly gender neutral, which I like for obvious reasons
Friends wrote βMβ on a birthday cake for me in college once because itβs phonetic to what I go by in my daily life
It stuck
It's so nice to read a book written 25 years ago featuring a truly flawed and reprehensible protagonist knowing the author never had to come online and spoon feed the story to readers incapable of not treating fiction like a book of manners
And donβt even get me started on hunting horn (except Iβm good at that one)
Fewer things are funnier to me than how Iβve made monster hunter Tenebβri pick up weapons completely out of character for them
This means when I mess up my counter timing with longsword, itβs in canon for Tenebβri to go beef it across the terrain
you don't know me
like obviously it's not malicious or anything but putting women on a pedestal sure has its own connotations, don't it
some of that is out of politeness/how they were raised (both at home and at school), and some of it is definitely rooted in a toxic masculinity thing (as all "chivalry" is)
I know I've talked about Teneb'ri's nicknames for their partners before so instead I'm gonna focus on how they, without fail, will call the women in their life "Miss ____" until told to stop or until they become SO comfortable it feels silly
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Friends who have met her in person all say the same thing: βwow she really IS tinyβ
she's only three apples tall
with the caveat that I don't want to touch the "nightlife" venue ecosystem with a ten foot pole lmao
she's doing bunker sets and arena shows, I'm not going to anything shouted in limsa at 7pm on a wednesday
in all this time, I haven't been able to really find an angle to bring claude over into the rp barbie box
but a girlypop voidsent who loves club music and can absorb aether at raves might be a fun one
okay here's my pitch
if we manage to get something approaching ff7 grunge in 8.0, I will make DJ voidgiirL real
the thing is, this would be more compelling to me if S9 didn't look like a frutiger aero shopping mall
warrior of light? nah. boiler room set
I'm allergic to thinking about S9 in more than passing but I think if I were to ever make a character "involved" in S9 they'd have to be a techno dj
RIGHT, I love finding out something fun on a wednesday morning
today is a good day to listen to foreign object by the mountain goats youtu.be/CfcBJPauslY?...
all of his music has some 80s electro flair to it, but this one in particular REALLY leans in lol
happy wednesday, there's a new carpenter brut album out as of last week apparently carpenterbrut.bandcamp.com/album/leathe...
:3c
ohhhh my GOD, this precious BABY
one of my favorite things about my friends is them posting some kind of pervert tech like a piece of cheese in a snap trap and waiting for me to decide I'm craving a nice gruyere
it's her true form
I'm so tired, man
my steam name has been mister pissed-offelees for months now and at this point I don't think I'm ever changing it