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@heikemensch

Teacher and Erasmus coordinator from Berlin. Cat mom. Nazis can get tae fuck.

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Hat schon irgendjemand Nicole BΓΌttner an ihren Wetteinsatz erinnert? πŸ‘€

08.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 2166 πŸ” 496 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 38
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Love is in the air at Edinburgh zoo. Pebbling marks the start of the breeding season for Gentoo penguins.

Kids at Edinburgh Children's Hospital Charity painted pebbles for the penguins to choose from and present to their mates.

07.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 388 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 25
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 12413 πŸ” 4555 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 25

So if Kamala Harris had been elected do you think the United States would be in a war with Iran? Just asking...

04.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 11031 πŸ” 1178 πŸ’¬ 1723 πŸ“Œ 279
a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

β€œAs the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

04.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 8434 πŸ” 1738 πŸ’¬ 154 πŸ“Œ 75
a poorly drawn cat seen from behind, with a long, straight beam blasting downward from its body like a pokΓ©mon using solar beam

a poorly drawn cat seen from behind, with a long, straight beam blasting downward from its body like a pokΓ©mon using solar beam

a photo of an orange cat sitting on a light wood floor near a doorway, perfectly lined up with a bright streak of sunlight on the floor behind it, creating the illusion that the cat is shooting a powerful solar beam

a photo of an orange cat sitting on a light wood floor near a doorway, perfectly lined up with a bright streak of sunlight on the floor behind it, creating the illusion that the cat is shooting a powerful solar beam

cat uses solar beam

04.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1228 πŸ” 275 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 10
Marie Antoinette wants to let them eat Dubai chocolate

Marie Antoinette wants to let them eat Dubai chocolate

Me, every time I see anything about a tax-shy Dubai influencer having it a bit rough in the bomb shelter of their luxury hotel:

02.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Bertie the tabby British Shorthair

Bertie the tabby British Shorthair

Every time the husband works from home, I am provided with pics of our beautiful #cat Bertie.

02.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bertie the cat's cat hands.

Bertie the cat's cat hands.

If humanity spent more time being cuted right out by cat hands instead of hating people for being a bit different and/or straight up killing the fuck out of each other, maybe things would be a bit better?

Makes you think.

02.03.2026 10:03 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, they’ve got form for bombing hospitals.

01.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scientists: "Food gives you energy"

Me after eating:

01.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 4915 πŸ” 934 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 50
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Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

01.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 8607 πŸ” 2933 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 362

Kelly Osbourne tho #Brits

28.02.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The 'In Memoriam' bit really hits home.
#Brits

28.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Mani ❀️ #brits

28.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's terrible Bobby Gillespie presenting even more terrible Noel Gallagher #brits

28.02.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bertie halfway up the wall on a new catshelf.

Bertie halfway up the wall on a new catshelf.

We put up some more climbing things for Bertie Bagpuss so he can get a better view of passers-by he wants to pass judgement on.
#Caturday

28.02.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Never forget who you’re fighting for.

28.02.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 11120 πŸ” 2855 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 57
Official Team GB Paralympic photo, with the the crests and everything, and a professional headshot, but it's for "Pickle, A Very Good Girl", who is a black labrador, with a hi-viz harness and a red collar.

Official Team GB Paralympic photo, with the the crests and everything, and a professional headshot, but it's for "Pickle, A Very Good Girl", who is a black labrador, with a hi-viz harness and a red collar.

Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos

24.02.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 2710 πŸ” 878 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 74

When you think about it for more than 5 seconds, it really is both insane and outrageous that *HILLARY CLINTON* - a woman who apparently has never met with nor corresponded with Jeffrey Epstein was one of the first people deposed.

28.02.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 23760 πŸ” 4305 πŸ’¬ 1326 πŸ“Œ 320

Heroesses

23.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bertie the cat, but suddenly!

Bertie the cat, but suddenly!

Blessing your Monday timeline with SUDDEN CAT!

23.02.2026 09:50 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Virginia Giuffre died aged 42.

23.02.2026 10:32 πŸ‘ 427 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mathematician Gladys West dies at 95. She was a hidden figure behind GPS. Without the mathematical model that she helped refine, β€œthe extraordinary positioning, navigation, and timing accuracy of GPS would be impossible to achieve.”

Her research laid the groundwork for the Global Positioning System, GPS, a technology that has made getting lost a thing of the past.
wapo.st/4c3qzA5

22.02.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 863 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 15

I see a room full of toilets.

23.02.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.02.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 370 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
Hambet. Join today for 10 free spins

Hambet. Join today for 10 free spins

Film Idea: 'Hambet'.
William Shakespeare and his wife Anges launch a pork-themed online casino app with touching consequences.

10.01.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4
@nathithehumbleguy on threads: 
Ladies if you're always walking around with earphones or headphones on whether jogging or at the mall don't be surprised if no one approaches you. Most guys won't ask you to take them off just to start a conversation.
Sometimes you might be blocking more than just the noise

@nathithehumbleguy on threads: Ladies if you're always walking around with earphones or headphones on whether jogging or at the mall don't be surprised if no one approaches you. Most guys won't ask you to take them off just to start a conversation. Sometimes you might be blocking more than just the noise

he’s so close to getting it

22.02.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 7575 πŸ” 934 πŸ’¬ 215 πŸ“Œ 87
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Student who punched another student holding pro-ICE sign at Lake Zurich High School received 2-day suspension No criminal charges were filed, but the student who punched another student for holding a pro-ICE sign at Lake Zurich High School last week received a two-day suspension and is back in class.

Good news, everyone!

22.02.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Pfffft

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