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@raaatbird

Took a dna test Turns out I’m a hundred percent RaaatBird

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Saving this for use next time I give myself another Dumbest Injury Imaginable

07.03.2026 16:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LEAVE HER ALONE

07.03.2026 16:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Narrator: that’s exactly what he’s saying

07.03.2026 16:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

adding it to The List of things to fix in Woke 2

07.03.2026 00:25 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

adding it to The List of things to fix in Woke 2

07.03.2026 00:25 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Exceptional

-former law clerk

05.03.2026 14:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saw it reposted solo with no context and, same

01.03.2026 18:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They will vote yes to get him out of the senate

28.02.2026 02:01 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She died doing what she loved 🥺

28.02.2026 01:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Close, @gallego.senate.gov, but what the people actually want is to *abolish* ICE. You can’t reform an org rotten to its core

28.02.2026 01:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d do anything to get these into our airports

26.02.2026 02:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They said mediocre. Nutty bars are S tier

22.02.2026 05:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

22.02.2026 05:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exactly. STFU and enjoy the chance to let Elon find out what his peers really think of him

21.02.2026 19:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh HELL YES. This is way overdue. Lets gooooo

20.02.2026 23:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Correct! Go after them to fix democracy, because they exist like blackholes that warp the fabric of society. Money is power and they simply have too much of it.

19.02.2026 13:43 👍 258 🔁 45 💬 2 📌 2

I still need to find a French lawyer to explain to me how much of the judicial system in Anatomy of a Murder was real vs dramatized

15.02.2026 21:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, Mitt Romney and blogging. And the Book of Mormon Musical was coming around

15.02.2026 14:33 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🎶 Skies are blue
Trees are green
Water sparkling
Air is clean
Prettiest place you ever seen, ehhhh?
THAT’S THE PER-ER-FECT PLA-AAACE! 🎶

15.02.2026 14:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2012

15.02.2026 04:16 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The clothes actually do fit. His body just shape that way

07.02.2026 04:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you this is what I came to the comments for

04.02.2026 14:55 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

analog chatgpt (aka my brain) is cooking it up right now

04.02.2026 14:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
a close up of a person 's hair with a braid and a ring on it . Alt: Elrond looking pissssssed
28.01.2026 02:14 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dear god what is that THING

17.01.2026 14:35 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
17.01.2026 03:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Perfect list. Only add is:

-Nuremberg-style prosecutions for every member of the administration

16.01.2026 06:48 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“Abolish ICE for Good” is a solid slogan imo

09.01.2026 16:52 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I want the rant. Had no idea there was any difference.

06.01.2026 01:34 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Podiatrists coming into the chat swinging

06.01.2026 01:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0