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The content from these two is the only reason I’m on the internet
Oh, I forgot about the Maine
replacing apple maps with echolocation
hub: "you have a jelly bean under your desk. ..and a hot cheeto. ...and a spiral frito. ....and a cheese ball!! what the hell."
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Get tix now & I won’t have to keep posting about it ❤️https://event.tixologi.com/event/10204/tickets
How I arrived on bsky
*making coffee in the dark so I don't wake my dogs
Is that 14” or 16” pizza?
Ugh. Get well soon 💐
I’m just getting over a bug that brought me down over the weekend.
Swedish Chef made an amazing casserole last Saturday night
Hey! My eyes are up here, buddy.
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair and wearing oversized black-framed glasses, is topless by the pool
No way!
No, gross 🤮
hi circle k cashier yes I’d like one mega million ticket with tonight’s winning numbers k thx
Going to a Payless ShoeSource could fix me
Bogus
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Thank you!
I only want to see your hiking vlog if you mistimed it and have to walk back in the dark.
interviewer: any weaknesses?
me: my knees
when you can’t find your glasses it’s blur sky
*possesses the ingredients to make a dozens different meals* There is nothing to eat. Lunch will be a sleeve of crackers.
Woe! There should be a Make-A-Wish Foundation for guys with colds. Gary rolled over and attempted to turn off the light with the Force.
Shut the fuck up the Sesame Street pinball number video is on
Just made a therapy* appointment.
*tattoo
If i were a transformer, I'd wanna turn into an ice cream truck.
It’s 2026. Post a video and say something. Then stand behind those words.
do something fun in the name of chaos, like encourage someone new to gardening to plant mint in their yard
Whoa! I saw it!