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In position at the F1 fan festival in fabulous Federation Square! That’s a lot of effin 😎🀣

07.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

That is one of the worst lyrics I've ever seen. You nailed it!

Oasis really should be nothing more than a footnote..

07.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I rarely go to Drayton, but do you mean Moults?
I just googled it..

07.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every USA man of fighting age should be hauling out their bonespurs around about now.
Or faking it like Trumplethinskin.

07.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No doubt the staff had been told to expect an onslaught.
Sounds like you timed it well..

07.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Get a bike..

I had one of these.. Well rad..

Or a racer, I dunno.. 🀷

07.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you been to the Bellis Bros garden centre in Holt? Might be a bit of a trek, but I think they subsidise their restaurant. . Most stuff around the Β£10 mark. The food shop thing there is ridiculously pricey though..

07.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if it was Dick Rurpin.. I'm imagining a permanently pissed highwayman that could barely stay on his horse..

07.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Night mateπŸ˜‚

Not heard of 'scratcher' before.. πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a whole goldmine as far as social media threads & posts is concerned.

Shit song lyrics..

The 80's American hair/ rock metal seems to be rife with awful lyrics..

Oasis lyrics are shit too, nowhere near as bad as the sexism & racism of the hair metal bands, just shit..

07.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Scumbags. We need renewable energy asap.

07.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow.. That's pricey..

07.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Night Susan & have a lovely weekendπŸ₯°

07.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How much?

07.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Slipping
Slipping YouTube video by Geddy Lee - Topic

One for the road... Gnite😎✌️
youtu.be/9FiG_lAm4JY?...

07.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a prick.

07.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will be heading there myself at some point soon..

Not had a chip butty for years..

07.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope all this is a huge wake up call to the electorate to see those political parties that want net zero compared to those that want to scrap it & stay on oil, gas & fracking (tories, reform)..

07.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How are things?
I have to ask & also I have to ask if I can help.
This is going to be grim af.
My DM's are open to you always. πŸ₯°

07.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Suspended!!

07.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Night/morning/can't sleep stuff xxx

07.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I have no idea.
He came out of nowhere & was a colossal arsewipe from the off.
I get deviant sex pest vibes from him too..

07.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus, that high??? 😱

That's horrendous.

07.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, you're probably right.
I'm quite rural but seem to have managed to get topped up just in time.
I went to fill the car up a couple of days ago & the petrol station was empty, like no-one around here is aware what's going on..🀷

07.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

God I hope it's not going to be that long..

Watch the thieving, greedy supermarkets raise their prices too..

07.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Christ.. Let's see.

07.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can see it going over Β£2 very soon.

07.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. He's a slimy, snivelling, reform & tory arselicking shitweasel & I would happily tell him that to his face.

07.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Iranian regime's treatment of its own citizens has been so appalling that its overthrow by Trump would be a desirable outcome of his latest military adventure.

#r4today #bbcbreakfast #C4News #bbcaq #toriesgone610 #FreeIran
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07.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Jeez.. 😭
Did the same here but am kicking myself I didn't fill it right up.
Should be alright seeing as Spring is on the way, but still.. Bugger.

07.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0