@ohnoherehecomes
Ignore me, I'm just here to shitpost and rage against the dying of the light. And I'm all out of dying of the light. Aging leftist punk who doesn't afraid of anything. No gods, no masters, no Zionists, no fascists.
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.
hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
the single biggest crime in Trumpworld is profiting without cutting the boss in
The risk for babies who get measles under the age of 6 months to develop this within 10 years is 1 in 600.
Oh cool now the next generation has the opportunity to watch all their friends get blown up in order to further line the pockets of rich old perverts
The Navajo Nation commission's report detailed harsh discipline, language barriers, discriminatory hiring practices and more.
“It’s our kids, our students, who are suffering the consequences of entrenched racism,” the commission chair said.
With @nmindepth.bsky.social
The eggification of the right-wingers is a phenomenon that needs to be studied, preferably in a lab several hundred stories underground and with multiple failsafes to contain them
For Chuck Guiteau, it could have been a golden opportunity: A photo op with the current President of the USA and a chance to promote his book to a national audience.
But minutes later the crowd would be screaming to lynch Guiteau as President Garfield was carried away, a bullet in his spine.
there is an extremely long list of people who need to be held accountable in the next administration but sending the DOGE boys to big boy jail needs to be near the top of the list
Here's my Blooski statement that Sen. Kennedy calls hyperbolic. I will defend natural law until the day I die, Senator. People's rights come from their humanity, not their government. If ordered to act unethically, you should always refuse. Do Republicans now disagree?
??? why is RFK Jr. going to the doctor for a surgery when he could simply eat a variety of weird meats at his injury
That Dem consultants told Gov. Walz to stop calling them “weird” still has me miffed.
Trump was completely cowed by Sean McCreesh asking a pointed, confrontational question about the tomahawk because tall handsome white guys are his weakness. If any woman had asked the exact same question in the exact same tone he would have called her disgusting and terrible instead of answering 🧵
Demanding a list of Jews, eh? I know this story.
Good words of warning here. AI models are generally designed to read and incorporate (and, in a sense, believe) virtually everything they find online, with very few guardrails. The information can get divorced from its original source, context, & rebuttals or retractions. That's a really big problem
NYT: Rashida Tlaib’s Expletive-Laden Cry to Impeach Trump Upends Democrats’ Talking Points
NYT search result showing no results for Andy Ogles
NYT when a Muslim congresswoman says “motherfucker”: This is a problem for Democrats
NYT when a Christian Republican congressman says “Muslims don't belong in American society”: 0 results
8 panel comic P1: Mario runs and jumps at a floating question mark box, punching it from below with his left fist. A panicked looking mushroom pops out from a hole at the top of the box P2: as he lands, Mario snatches the mushroom from the air with his tongue P3: rubbing his belly with his right hand in satisfaction, Mario says "delizioso" P4: a close up of Mario's happy, satisfied face-- P5: --only for his eyes to bug out as his face turns a sickly shade of green, a bit of drool hangs from under his lip slug P6: a distant shot of a verdant field, hills in the distance P7: the same, only now annominous green glow forms on the horizon, causing birds to fly away in fright P8: we close in on that spot, as Mario suddenly Tetsuos into a gargantuan abomination
I could make so much god damn money if you gave me access to a government twitter account and kalshi for five minutes and I think it’s a real problem
Jake Lang, sending texts to literal children like
This is just astonishingly great reporting.
All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them.
And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.
“I don’t want their money, I just don’t want them to have it,” she told jurors. Lindsey Acree, an artist and gallery owner, testified she was raped by Tal Alexander and another man at a home in the Hamptons in 2011 after taking a drink that left her feeling paralyzed. The woman said she sued last year even though she will "never need their money" because the Alexanders "kept calling us gold diggers, shake down artists, con artists." "If there's a kid with a stick who keeps hitting people, you take their stick away," she told the jury. "Money is their stick, so you take it away so they can't hurt people anymore."
From a victim of the Alexander brothers, on the claim that all the women suing them are ‘gold diggers”:
Billionaires’ % share of federal election spending in:
2008: 0.3%
2024: 19%
@nytimes.com #GildedAge
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/u...
16 panel comic. P1: Title card P2-thru-5: Mario & Luigi sat at a table in a run down looking room. Luigi is on our left, eating and swallowing a slice of mushroom pizza. Mario is on our right, staring at his phone. P6-thru-8: Luigi waves a slice in Mario's face, saying "this pizza is really good! You want some, Mario?" Mario silently stares at Luigi, only to then close his eyes, and begin to pay his phone on the table. P9&10: Closeup of Mario's hands, laying the phone down, before he steeples his fingers together. P11: Back to previous POV. Mario --a look of annoyance-- says "Luigi. You forgot to pay your half of the rent. AGAIN." P12: Back to the hands, as they spread apart. "Look. I love you. I DO. But you can't keep coasting through life like this, letting others pick up your slack." P13&14: Luigi stares in shocked silence, before breaking down into tears. Mario looks away on disgust. P15&16: a kid sat on a bed, holding a Nintendo Switch. We end on him saying "Jesus Christ"
normal mario bros
“We’re seeing women who are, all of a sudden, villains in their own tragedies, and their mugshot is plastered all over the news before they can even launch their defenses.”
This amazing scientific advance may one day lead to either more effective treatments or dare I say perhaps a cure.
This is why it is vitally important to fund basic scientific research.
Scientists Discover Way To Reverse Chemical Process Linked With Alzheimer’s Disease share.google/Vm0hfSMfkGIc...
I’m developing an Ai chatbot that only calls you “Big Dawg.” He’ll convincingly seem interested in how your fantasy lineup did this week and analyze your communications with other chatbots to talk you out of strapping a bomb to your neighbor’s Pomeranian in order to “ascend.”
america is the land of opportunity. you could become a navy seal, and then even a US senator, and before you know it you’re breaking a marine veteran’s arm with no repercussions. greatest country on earth.
Every single video she makes about lead on this popular brand of “premium” glass baby bottle gets swarmed with paid bots (from the company) commenting “it’s not a big deal”…
dead internet theory but for lead poisoning is not something I had on my 2026 bingo card
Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.
Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, “Wyoming is missing”
