Glen

Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet

Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings

Major Clocksterfuck at the Blazers game.

The refs are working extra time to get the Jazz back in the game.

3 goals later, the Portland Timbers now look to deliver in playoffs One Portland coach got sound sleep this week.

One Portland coach got sound sleep this week.

This is this they come for the oh so precious 2nd amendment.

Trump: what’s going on?
Vance: Lots of protesters outside
T: What are they shouting?
V: No kings
T: I’m not a king.
V: No, you’re not.
T: So they’re agreeing with me.
V: Yes sir
T: So the march is for me.
V: Yes sir it is
T: Great. Put Fox News on, I want to watch Portland burn to the ground.

“That’s a damn fine coffee cup.” Is what I imagine Agent Dale Cooper saying about this damn fine coffee cup

Sunday there will be our naked bike ride protest. The unicyclist is sure to be there in full force!

I think they fixed it! Mine sounds better now.

Ok, this is just funny.

isportlandburning.com

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

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Who could ever have imagined when I played a fictional rebel who joined the Resistance to oppose a criminal Authoritarian & wannabe King, it would be happening in real-life?

#TwentyfiveFortyseven

Let's 𝐆𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐒𝐇 🐟

🆚: Seattle Sounders
⏰: 7:30 PM PT
📺: apple.co/41Gdk29

Sanders: I am not a great fan of the affordable care act. I believe in medicare for all. I think that health care is a human right, but I will be damned if I'm going to see people in Vermont and around this country see a doubling in their premiums.

🚨 THE TRUMP SHUTDOWN HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN

Sending thoughts & prayers to the war-ravaged city of Portland, Oregon now under siege from attack by Antifa & other domestic terrorists. Take solace in dear leader's words: "Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen." (and "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL"). Let the healing begin...

A color photograph of Portland, Oregon across the banks of the Willamette river with some yellow flowers in the foreground.

From our totally horrific bike ride this weekend.

all these terrible pictures I'm seeing of war-torn Portland really have me thinking

that it looks like a pretty nice place to live!

A war raved Portland street in SE Portland. A man riding a bike with his dog trotting beside him happily avoiding the craters that is this war torn city!!!

Another example of of some nice public access walking and biking trails making it easy for people using bikes, scooters, and for those that want/need an alternative to cars. Also look at all war that is happening!!! The horror!

Enjoyed a Saturday biking to Baerlic and back. Springwater trail is the best!

every one of these red bull record breaking stunts is like icarus doing the mutombo finger-wag at the sun

Shorter days are nearly here! Fall officially starts in 17 days. 🌅🍂
@koin6.bsky.social #Portland

Lightning could pose a threat to outdoor activities this Saturday around #Portland. ⚡️ #weather #thunderstorms #lightning

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”

Gavin Newsom is a freak and while I would gladly point a freak at an existential threat, that doesn’t mean I’d invite said freak into my home, y’know

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Check out the colossal array of great Murphs in the replies.

I always joke with @hejholly.bsky.social that vanilla is quite a complex flavor profile though. Oregonians are just in tune with their flavor profiles

Oregon coast under tsunami watch after powerful Russia earthquake A powerful, magnitude 8.0 earthquake hit near Russia’s Kamchatka Peninsula.

The National Tsunami Warning Center, based in Alaska, issued a tsunami warning for parts of the Alaska Aleutian Islands, and a watch for portions of the West Coast, including California, Oregon, Washington and Hawaii.

A crude pothole graffiti tactic got Portland’s attention. Please don’t copy it, officials say Nearby apartment dwellers had a bird's eye view of the graphic murals.

Look, if you don't want people drawing dicks around potholes, then fill the potholes...
https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2025/07/a-crude-pothole-graffiti-tactic-got-portlands-attention-please-dont-copy-it-officials-say.html