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#ActuallyAutistic #AuDHD #librarian mildly #discordian Is #DadJokes a thing? It should be a thing.

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Proxy war comes to the US when?

06.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dr. Paddy O'Kaka?

06.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Caffeine falls apart, my coffee cannot hold

06.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Militant agnosticism" that's what I call it, anyway

06.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hydra infiltrating S.H.I.E.L.D. is on brand

06.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Soon, I hope

05.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute best of success and luck to you!

05.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh congratulations! Excellent jacket, too

04.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*ONLY* a dying empire could do this. How have we sunk so low?

04.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there another line for people who don't know who Lou Holtz is?

04.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Werewolves of Twin Peaks, awoooo

04.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And not just the Iranians. If the expats run out of money, or access to money, I'm sure they'll be invited to work off their debts to landlords.

04.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yer gonna catch a lotta hands for this one

04.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You enter the woods expecting peace.

You don’t expect to see something that shouldn’t exist.

Today we explore strange Appalachian cryptid encounters that blur the line between misidentification, folklore…and something far too real.

πŸ”— Catch it on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1hQb...

03.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Young Avengers vol 2 #1-15 Gillen McKelvie Full Run VF+NM Signed By Letterer | eBay Young Avengers #1-15; collecting the complete series from the creators of The Wicked + The Divine! Each issue is signed by its letterer, Clayton Cowles.

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01.03.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

If you’re an anti-war democrat, reconsider posting your stupid β€œIran says the US is no longer safe from us” bullshit. I’m fully against this war but I refuse to take pleasure in Trump’s failures by way of implied US civilian deaths. The slaughter of Iranians is more than enough reason to hate him.

03.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care if Congress authorizes War on Iran. NO WAR ON IRAN. I want people to fucking reclaim their morality.

02.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 2754 πŸ” 693 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0

Flume on!

02.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am having **flashbacks** right now. This mustache ride is endless and I don't like it!

02.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because other people want to bask in your glory? Although I don't see why that obligates you to work, so that's probably not it.

01.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I served in the military for 20 years. Afterwards, I devoted another 25 years directly supporting the military, as contractor and civilian.

For those serving now, you are either participating in or supporting an illegal war. The orders to commit were illegal. You have an obligation to resist.

28.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 7782 πŸ” 2478 πŸ’¬ 231 πŸ“Œ 87

Ebony & Ivory music video

01.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The least human thing you can do I read a story just now about a man in Chicago who saved a baby after its carriage had been blown into the harbor by heavy gusts of wind. Lio Cundiff – who is a trans man not that it should matter her...

Expecting us – with good reason based on history – to all thank them for their service. Fuck your service and fuck you.

Saving a life is brave. Being instructed to kill and saying no I will not do that is brave. But killing like this? It is the least human thing you can do.

28.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 1426 πŸ” 379 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 26

Hi, I have diagnosed c-PTSD and this is true and if you suck at tetris, any bright coloured fast game requiring rapid eye movement and decision making will do! it also helps if you witness something triggering and are trying to stave off an episode

28.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1501 πŸ” 538 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 21

If you're arrested in Illinois protesting Trump's illegal war against Iran, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

28.02.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 799 πŸ” 428 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

Just made the epic mistake of reading what people are saying about Anthropic and are calling them ETHICAL lmfao

Y'all are really on the side of Anthropic ?!?!?!?!

This is how we LOSE

28.02.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

People keep hiding the banana

27.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, this gives me a great idea for a band name!

27.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Idk who needs to hear this, but if your government requires your dead name or assigned gender at birth on your documents it has nothing to do with you detransitioning or who you are as a person.

It doesn't change you, it just makes your government wrong.

26.02.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 738 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 18

The cow says "moo,"
The sheep says "baaaa",
Three singing pigs say "la la laaaa"

No, no, you say - that isn't right!
The pigs say "oink" all day and night

- Sandra Boynton, DVM

26.02.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0