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Bips McCallister

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There are a lot of comics out there, thanks for taking some time to look at mine :) patreon.com/hoomph inprnt.com/gallery/hoomph/

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03.03.2026 16:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two cords are lying in bed. One has a male plug, the other a female plug. The male plug says, “Wow, that was GREAT!”

The two cords lie in silence.

The male plug sighs.

The covers on the bed are now drawn back to reveal it is not actually two separate cords, but a single extension cord with two ends. The cord says, “God I’m so lonely”

Two cords are lying in bed. One has a male plug, the other a female plug. The male plug says, “Wow, that was GREAT!” The two cords lie in silence. The male plug sighs. The covers on the bed are now drawn back to reveal it is not actually two separate cords, but a single extension cord with two ends. The cord says, “God I’m so lonely”

Cord lovin’

02.03.2026 15:51 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Art Prints by Hoomph Shop gallery quality Art Prints by Hoomph.

Have them on my @inprnt.com shop. I went with them bc their print quality is awesome and they seem to really care about artists.

All profit donated to Jack & Jill Late Stage Cancer Foundation ❤️

16.02.2026 15:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of three different sized prints of my comic The Last Goodbye

Photo of three different sized prints of my comic The Last Goodbye

I made prints!

16.02.2026 15:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Colon cancer is rising in young adults and catching it early helps. Don’t put it off! ❤️

14.02.2026 01:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To all my 40 something friends out there: please please get a colonoscopy as soon as you can after turning 45 or sooner if you have family history and insurance covers it.

Had a scare recently (I’m ok but feel like I dodged a bullet) and I’m so glad I got one when I did.

14.02.2026 01:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will tell him you said that 😌🙏

03.02.2026 20:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My dog’s pee in snow in the shape of a heart

My dog’s pee in snow in the shape of a heart

My dog made a heart in the snow this morning. Happy early Valentine’s Day everyone 🥰

03.02.2026 17:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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When Epstein Island gets a little crowded

Collab with @paulgoodenough.bsky.social

02.02.2026 17:39 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Black and white panel of a group of fours in a room. Standing in an open doorway is a differently-shaped four. A caption reads, “Who invited him?”

We now zoom out to reveal the first panel was actually a black and white photograph. It is framed and hanging on a wall. There is a blue rectangular shape in front of it.

We zoom out again to reveal there are two fours standing in front of the photo. One is the closed four shape in red, the other is the open four shape in blue. The red four says, “Why do we still keep this awful picture around?”

We zoom out again to reveal two small, child fours on the ground playing with blocks. They are purple and their shape is somewhere between the adult fours. A caption reads, “Because it reminds me how far we’ve come.”

Black and white panel of a group of fours in a room. Standing in an open doorway is a differently-shaped four. A caption reads, “Who invited him?” We now zoom out to reveal the first panel was actually a black and white photograph. It is framed and hanging on a wall. There is a blue rectangular shape in front of it. We zoom out again to reveal there are two fours standing in front of the photo. One is the closed four shape in red, the other is the open four shape in blue. The red four says, “Why do we still keep this awful picture around?” We zoom out again to reveal two small, child fours on the ground playing with blocks. They are purple and their shape is somewhere between the adult fours. A caption reads, “Because it reminds me how far we’ve come.”

This comic is for anyone who has been treated like garbage just for being different

26.01.2026 17:08 👍 38 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
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27.01.2026 03:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Black and white panel of a group of fours in a room. Standing in an open doorway is a differently-shaped four. A caption reads, “Who invited him?”

We now zoom out to reveal the first panel was actually a black and white photograph. It is framed and hanging on a wall. There is a blue rectangular shape in front of it.

We zoom out again to reveal there are two fours standing in front of the photo. One is the closed four shape in red, the other is the open four shape in blue. The red four says, “Why do we still keep this awful picture around?”

We zoom out again to reveal two small, child fours on the ground playing with blocks. They are purple and their shape is somewhere between the adult fours. A caption reads, “Because it reminds me how far we’ve come.”

Black and white panel of a group of fours in a room. Standing in an open doorway is a differently-shaped four. A caption reads, “Who invited him?” We now zoom out to reveal the first panel was actually a black and white photograph. It is framed and hanging on a wall. There is a blue rectangular shape in front of it. We zoom out again to reveal there are two fours standing in front of the photo. One is the closed four shape in red, the other is the open four shape in blue. The red four says, “Why do we still keep this awful picture around?” We zoom out again to reveal two small, child fours on the ground playing with blocks. They are purple and their shape is somewhere between the adult fours. A caption reads, “Because it reminds me how far we’ve come.”

This comic is for anyone who has been treated like garbage just for being different

26.01.2026 17:08 👍 38 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

Hey Brands, I don’t give a shit about your new AI “feature” and in fact it makes me dislike you and want to cancel my subscription.

Instead tell me what you are doing to give back to the community and help the environment. This is the only way you will get me to care about you.

02.01.2026 17:47 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Two faces smiling at each other, each wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 1980.

The same faces, still smiling but now wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 1990.

The face on the left is now gone, only the face on the right remains. Its smile is gone and its expressions looks a little sad. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2000.

The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It now has a few wrinkles by its mouth. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2010.

The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It now has a few more wrinkles next to its eyes. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2020.

The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It has even more wrinkles. Some under its eyes, another by its mouth. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2030.

In place of the face, there is now just a grave alone on a small hill.

Panning over, it is revealed the grave is not alone after all, but right next to another identical grave.

Zooming out reveals the two graves alone on a small patch of grass. Above them float two ghosts. They are holding hands and smiling.

Two faces smiling at each other, each wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 1980. The same faces, still smiling but now wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 1990. The face on the left is now gone, only the face on the right remains. Its smile is gone and its expressions looks a little sad. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2000. The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It now has a few wrinkles by its mouth. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2010. The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It now has a few more wrinkles next to its eyes. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2020. The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It has even more wrinkles. Some under its eyes, another by its mouth. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2030. In place of the face, there is now just a grave alone on a small hill. Panning over, it is revealed the grave is not alone after all, but right next to another identical grave. Zooming out reveals the two graves alone on a small patch of grass. Above them float two ghosts. They are holding hands and smiling.

New years

29.12.2025 15:35 👍 54 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

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29.12.2025 19:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two faces smiling at each other, each wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 1980.

The same faces, still smiling but now wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 1990.

The face on the left is now gone, only the face on the right remains. Its smile is gone and its expressions looks a little sad. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2000.

The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It now has a few wrinkles by its mouth. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2010.

The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It now has a few more wrinkles next to its eyes. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2020.

The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It has even more wrinkles. Some under its eyes, another by its mouth. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2030.

In place of the face, there is now just a grave alone on a small hill.

Panning over, it is revealed the grave is not alone after all, but right next to another identical grave.

Zooming out reveals the two graves alone on a small patch of grass. Above them float two ghosts. They are holding hands and smiling.

Two faces smiling at each other, each wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 1980. The same faces, still smiling but now wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 1990. The face on the left is now gone, only the face on the right remains. Its smile is gone and its expressions looks a little sad. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2000. The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It now has a few wrinkles by its mouth. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2010. The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It now has a few more wrinkles next to its eyes. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2020. The face is still alone. Expression still sad. It has even more wrinkles. Some under its eyes, another by its mouth. It is wearing New Year’s Eve glasses for the year 2030. In place of the face, there is now just a grave alone on a small hill. Panning over, it is revealed the grave is not alone after all, but right next to another identical grave. Zooming out reveals the two graves alone on a small patch of grass. Above them float two ghosts. They are holding hands and smiling.

New years

29.12.2025 15:35 👍 54 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
Drawing of some refrigerators in a grocery store. The center one contains a bunch of milk cartons, with one slightly highlighted in the exact center. Text below reads,
“Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the department
Not a creature was stirring,
Except for one carton.”

Drawing of some refrigerators in a grocery store. The center one contains a bunch of milk cartons, with one slightly highlighted in the exact center. Text below reads, “Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the department Not a creature was stirring, Except for one carton.”

In between several sleeping milk cartons, another milk carton is smiling and looking down at the date stamped on it. It reads, “Best by Dec 25”. Text above reads,
“It just could not sleep,
its excitement too great;
in hopes it’d be chosen
for its special date.”

In between several sleeping milk cartons, another milk carton is smiling and looking down at the date stamped on it. It reads, “Best by Dec 25”. Text above reads, “It just could not sleep, its excitement too great; in hopes it’d be chosen for its special date.”

The silhouette of a hand is now reaching for the carton. The carton looks extremely happy. Text below reads,
”When suddenly the door opened;
It saw four fingers and a thumb,
And the little carton knew
Its time had finally come!”

The silhouette of a hand is now reaching for the carton. The carton looks extremely happy. Text below reads, ”When suddenly the door opened; It saw four fingers and a thumb, And the little carton knew Its time had finally come!”

Drawing of a janitor in a different style is throwing the milk carton in the trash. A tiny hand is visible as it disappears into the trash can. Text above reads, ”Glee filled the carton and it” (the rest of the text is cut off)

Drawing of a janitor in a different style is throwing the milk carton in the trash. A tiny hand is visible as it disappears into the trash can. Text above reads, ”Glee filled the carton and it” (the rest of the text is cut off)

22.12.2025 16:54 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Drawing of a milk carton. Title reads, “The Christmas Milk”

Drawing of a milk carton. Title reads, “The Christmas Milk”

🎄🥛

22.12.2025 16:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Title panel “Sonic at Sonic” that consists of “Sonic” in the style of the Sonic the Hedgehog logo, the @ symbol, and “Sonic” in the style of the Sonic fast food chain logo.

Sonic, looking a little tired, is sitting at a table and speaking into a microphone, “Hi welcome to Sonic may I plz take your order”

A grinning Dr. Robotnik is sitting in a car at the drive thru speaker, “Hello! Yes, may I have a large order of onion RINGS?”

Close up of Sonic looking very sad. Tears are welling up in his eyes and some mucus is starting to drip from his nose.

Sonic is now shoveling a large amount of onion rings into a container.

A person silhouetted against some bright light yells, “SONIC LOOK OUT!”

Sonic, with a worried expression on his face, is holding the onion rings and awkwardly trying to avoid hitting a Moto Bug.

The screen from the video game when Sonic gets hit and the rings fly everywhere only this time the rings are the onion rings.

Title panel “Sonic at Sonic” that consists of “Sonic” in the style of the Sonic the Hedgehog logo, the @ symbol, and “Sonic” in the style of the Sonic fast food chain logo. Sonic, looking a little tired, is sitting at a table and speaking into a microphone, “Hi welcome to Sonic may I plz take your order” A grinning Dr. Robotnik is sitting in a car at the drive thru speaker, “Hello! Yes, may I have a large order of onion RINGS?” Close up of Sonic looking very sad. Tears are welling up in his eyes and some mucus is starting to drip from his nose. Sonic is now shoveling a large amount of onion rings into a container. A person silhouetted against some bright light yells, “SONIC LOOK OUT!” Sonic, with a worried expression on his face, is holding the onion rings and awkwardly trying to avoid hitting a Moto Bug. The screen from the video game when Sonic gets hit and the rings fly everywhere only this time the rings are the onion rings.

*Green Hill Zone theme intensifies*

15.12.2025 18:17 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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I am level 2 and have accepted that I’m not evolving further

11.12.2025 16:33 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tonight is the night

11.12.2025 16:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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pickle rick from rick and morty says " i 'm pickle rick " ALT: pickle rick from rick and morty says " i 'm pickle rick "
08.12.2025 19:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Three different colored blobs float together in a group. The blue blob has a very sad expression and says, “I’m sad”.

Three different colored blobs float together in a group. The blue blob has a very sad expression and says, “I’m sad”.

The yellow blob has a very happy expression and says, “I’m happy”.

The yellow blob has a very happy expression and says, “I’m happy”.

The green blob has a blank expression and says, “I’m”.

The green blob has a blank expression and says, “I’m”.

Sometimes just being is enough

08.12.2025 15:46 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Waiting for the day when there is a remake of The Notebook but Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams play the old versions

05.12.2025 17:25 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I never did anything with it though until one day I decided to just make this. It was really fun to come up with all the random nonsensical things but it’s gotta be the weirdest thing I’ve ever made. Anyway thanks for looking at it :)

24.11.2025 17:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Many years ago back in the Tumblr days I had this idea to start a blog called Megafest which would have been a massive poster for an event that had all sorts of ridiculous activities and each post would add on to the bottom of it and it would essentially never end.

24.11.2025 17:41 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Haha omg yeah it could totally be interpreted that way, my fault 😅

22.11.2025 13:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like your art is annoying and I’m getting better at knowing it’s AI anyway but if you just made a little less of it it would 1) benefit you bc it would be a little harder to tell it’s AI and 2) benefit everyone else bc there would be less AI art in the world

Please chill out

21.11.2025 18:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you have 13 albums that all came out in 2025 you are instantly getting blocked

It’s funny how AI people can’t even practice some small level of restraint

21.11.2025 18:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Two silly people standing next to each other.

Person one pushes person two.

Person two has fallen over and is sitting on the ground.

Person two pushes person one back.

Person one has now fallen over and is sitting on the ground, looking a bit sad.

Close up of person one’s face, this time looking very very sad, with tears welling up in their eyes.

Two silly people standing next to each other. Person one pushes person two. Person two has fallen over and is sitting on the ground. Person two pushes person one back. Person one has now fallen over and is sitting on the ground, looking a bit sad. Close up of person one’s face, this time looking very very sad, with tears welling up in their eyes.

Push back

19.11.2025 15:52 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0