May allah guide her pilgrimage mashallah
06.03.2026 02:40
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May allah guide her pilgrimage mashallah
When Zohran mamdani got elected my sisters friend said if she lived in New York she would move out. Guess who’s moving to NYC next week!
It’s a chocolate bonbon but I like to think it’s also art
Super into reading rn. Books, and things of that nature
Some shit I would write tho
Would you buy them if they were
It’s not just repulsive—it’s disgusting
PEANUT BUTTER FISH 📣
Little old lady asked me to get something off the top shelf for her! Moi! I’m a big dog
They put the pimple patches in target jail, just a humiliation ritual to spend $11 at this point
Going back thru my old posts can’t believe they’re only getting a few likes each. I keep liking them thinking “good one that’s funny” before remembering I wrote it
This guy was the most annoying anal pain in the ass and that was him ON BENZOs??? Let him keep them!!
Thank you….nevertheless she persisted ✊🏼😔
I can’t tell when things are written by AI bc I have spent my whole life trying to approximate normal human speech too
Noooo I’m sorry!!:( no I was totally fine just hit a curb hard enough to ruin the entire braking system I guess
Of course I had to wreck my car and cause $3600 worth of damage. Why couldn’t it have killed me instead
The soft pretzels stay obv
Wait imagine a mall bit instead of clothing stores it’s all the places I need to go to do my errands
Just being me 😔
This old French chef is training me and I said I should clone myself to get more done and without a hint of sarcasm he said “No……no.”
Thank you!!! It’s the hardest I’ve worked for the least money but it’s such a nice change of pace
Yeah I bought a chocolate shop !
I quit my job to make artisan chocolate and here’s my pineapple caramels I did a nice job on them
my face type of discourse this has inspired is whether a half Jewish half Italian bahai guy is white or not
Perfect is the enemy of good, and good is the enemy of going home
Justin baldoni has the contemporary type of misogyny and Blake lively has that old fashioned type of racism . Much to think about!
Not now syndey sweeny
Name consultant
“Speed limit enforced by aircraft” like ok relax