Extra Dirty Petey-Tini🍸

Love to love you 😈😘

Me randomly at all times.
“Whoopsie Daisy yoo-hoo”

Had the best birthday weekend.

Thanks!

Thank you!!

It’s my birthday!!! 🎉🥳🎊

This is the best way to start my birthday week

New Lana is out and baby we are so back to born to die era.

I’m with a suitcase, dog, and bag of dog care items 🫠

If I didn’t have my dog, a suitcase and a bag I would’ve!

42 minute ETA for a 1.2 mile car ride. Hell yeah DC 🤙🏼

My insurance covered it under age for preventive care with a letter from my GP

Fucker it’s Thursday not Friday

It’s honestly one of my favorite spots in the city.

I wish all of our Russian places didn’t close :’(

I don’t want to make anyone jealous, but I’m getting Georgian cheese bread
(Khachapuri) and soup dumplings later so yeah

We don’t deserve dogs.

Taxes: filed ✅

Boyfriend just sent me the HOTTEST text 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Anyone else in an appalling foul mood or just me??

I mean how stinking cute are these two?? 🥰

We’re still playing video games together and I did not know this is happiness could be!!

Cc @cjerseydc.bsky.social 💕🥰

Snowed in with my boyfriend playing Mario party, eating bacon and drinking Bloody Marys. Life is great

Oh it’s like slap you in the face frigid outside.

The morons who think this is the “right” side of history are really in for something else

I forgot how good string cheese was???

I will!!

Omg I’m libbing out Rep Adelita Grijalva is across from me on my flight.

Beyond ready to cuddle my beagle.

I fucking hate how crippling my anxiety is.