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The new Gnarls Barkley album is a gospel soaked carnival fire, and it makes me miss Atlanta so hard.

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

The days are bright and filled with pain / Enclose me in your gentle rain.

“This person whose most essential self is riding in a golf cart fatly,” is one of the most hilarious jabs about him that I’ve heard in a minute. Good job, Joyce.

May we all be blessed with such partners as that!

The truth is unfair, friend! Lol

Today it’s “Epic Fury,” but tomorrow maybe — Operation Amazeballs.

Patton Oswalt would make a particular cursed Bond.

Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

I have killed
the senior leadership candidates
that were in
Iran

and which
you were probably
saving
for post-regime change

Forgive me
they were irresistible
so right there
and so bombable

Who do I know that does poetry manuscript consultations?

Girl, do not tempt me. I dream of a real Sazerac and an evening listening party of your LPs!

All I want is to wear a slip of a sundress on a patio somewhere - is that too much to ask, Wisconsin? Damn! 😩

May patience and peace descend upon you, friend. lol

WSJ reporting that the U.S. used Claude for the air strikes in Iran. Centcom has been using Claude "for intelligence assessments, target identification and simulating battle scenarios" www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

Woke up with renewed beef with every corporate management book.

My career aspirations include never having to log into LinkedIn again.

I will extend you a line of credit to talk some shit about the menfolk!

All I learned from Timothee’s lil Oscar campaign interview with McConaughey is that the latter is a weirdo who left turds in his costar’s trailer as a joke - which is most definitely not alrightalrightalright!

As data centers boom in Oklahoma, so does water demand From Pryor to Stillwater and Muskogee, local officials say supplies are sufficient, even as Google alone used more than 1.1 billion gallons in a single year.

Google’s massive data center in Pryor is an important part of the company’s cloud and artificial intelligence infrastructure. But it takes a lot of water to keep the data servers cool. The Pryor center used enough water in one year to fill about 1,666 Olympic-size swimming pools.

I think it’s pretty clear that with a snow event like this there is a legal argument for forcing an early drop of remaining episodes of The Pitt.

happy lunar new year!

Hockey is better when it's girls.

When I am a passenger in a car after eating an edible I can access the terror of mechanized speed once reserved for a Victorian experiencing an escalator for the first time.

From the bottom of my soul, with extra cayenne pepper on the FFFFFUCK you, Benioff.

My heights have been wuthered; the produce freaked; the bodices rendered.

On, Wisconsin!

Kid with his fist back to punch someone for saying they like ice

When I say I stand on business this what I mean.

Not delightful Derek! 💀