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@alex4nd3r

Here for the dry humour, the cynicism, and the occasional bit of smut. Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ“Chorley UK

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Thankyou love. Hot with plenty of cream?

06.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a blonde woman is sitting on a couch with her mouth open and a candle in the background . ALT: a blonde woman is sitting on a couch with her mouth open and a candle in the background .
06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Potc Leverage GIF ALT: Potc Leverage GIF

Check the files, follow the money!

06.03.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a pink dress is standing in a sandy area ALT: a woman in a pink dress is standing in a sandy area

In all fairness to Gnome, she had a photo op to get to πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

05.03.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is making a funny face and says `` love her '' . ALT: a woman is making a funny face and says `` love her '' .
05.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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michael scott from the office is making a face with his eyes closed . ALT: michael scott from the office is making a face with his eyes closed .

Une tete a claques.

04.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Textbook! πŸ‘

04.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Danke 😁

04.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We back, London πŸ’ƒ

04.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Back-tax every single one of the cunts πŸ‘

Happy hump day πŸ™

04.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says they 're the same picture while sitting in front of a window ALT: a woman says they 're the same picture while sitting in front of a window

US govt vs ISIS?

04.03.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson and his family standing next to a man that says hey look over there ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and his family standing next to a man that says hey look over there
04.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says what a sick joke !!! ALT: a man in a suit and tie says what a sick joke !!!

Meanwhile, Malaria gets invited to chair the fucking United Nations..

03.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’”

02.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have that exact panelling in my dining room. Surreal.

02.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is holding a stick and says hope is kindled . ALT: a man with a beard is holding a stick and says hope is kindled .
02.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is talking to a woman and the words well a girl could dream are visible ALT: a man is talking to a woman and the words well a girl could dream are visible
02.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bulba-phwoar

02.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”₯

02.03.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a red jacket is pointing up with the words " this " above her ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a red jacket is pointing up with the words " this " above her
02.03.2026 07:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at that sky!!!

02.03.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a striped shirt is saying oh , you stop it ALT: a woman in a striped shirt is saying oh , you stop it

Well you know how to brighten a guy's Monday.

02.03.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure but isn't it CUTE

02.03.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"we're just gonna bomb shit"

*checks US MO*

OK maybe it actually checks out..

02.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black shirt is making a funny face and says `` this '' . ALT: a man in a black shirt is making a funny face and says `` this '' .
02.03.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a pumpkin with a hole in it and the words hi pumpkin ALT: a pumpkin with a hole in it and the words hi pumpkin
02.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'd have told the cunt to kiss my hole. We're on the wrong side of history here.

02.03.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men in suits are standing next to each other and one of them is asking the other if he looks tired . ALT: two men in suits are standing next to each other and one of them is asking the other if he looks tired .

My god we need somebody to stand up to MarALardass.

The Human Kazoo has served his time.

02.03.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have an awesome day Tom!

02.03.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0