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A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

Sun headline about £500k compensation for migrants, discussing human rights, and public outcry over payouts.

Did you see this headline?

Did you feel the requisite anger and rage at asylum seekers that The Sun was asking of you?

Did you maybe blame Starmer because.... um... it was probably his fault🤷‍♀️

Would you like to know the reality behind the headline?

Course you would!😜

Let's take a look

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Brilliant!

I bet at first glance Andrew was hoping the police woman was a stripper as a little birthday treat

What is legal tender? Many people are confused about this – it is more about settling debts than how you pay for things in shops

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It's Throwback Thursday

Here's what I was painting 10 years ago this week

'How about Kim Jong Un with his new H bomb which turns out to be a bomb full of imperfect clones of H from the band Steps?'

Bob Rashley

🤪😂😂

Erm, maybe 20 min walk to hospital.
But Moor market on The Moor, yes.

Try Beer Central in Moor market. Wide choice of beers etc.

The new Thornbridge pub The Fargate? Upstairs is meant to be child friendly I believe.

he always had trouble with anti-virus measures

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

This makes me weep with laughter every time I see it

The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined

Meatloaf with a frilly shirt thing

Meatloaf has spilled an entire Viennetta down his front #totp

I cannot unsee this.

the excellent Lucy Beaumont on #CelebrityMastermind is knocking it out of the park

“Honestly I can’t be filled”

Each to your own, but it was too much for me. But closer to Jaipur, so still liked it.

Oddly like standard abv in cask and can - but 2 quite different Jaipurs. The can is really piney hop intensity, while cask is more mellowed.
On the Union version different as well, but all good versions.

Wrong -England & Wales)
Data released by the National Police Chiefs' Council (NPCC) for "group-based" child sexual abuse in 2023 provides the most recent overview:
White: 83% (rising to 85% in the first three quarters of 2024)
Asian: 7%
Black 5%

You can't improve the perfection of Jaipur imo.

You'll probably get a good price on his childrens books this Christmas just sayin…

Embattled Bristol brewery saved from administration Moor Beer's new owners say "there will be no return to the behaviours of the past" and pledge to rebuild the business "on firmer foundations"

Justin Hawkes departs Moor Beer. Left Handed Giant bosses save the company from administration. Hurrah. I can drink Old Freddie Walker again.
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Boak & Bailey’s Golden Pints 2025: our favourite pubs and pints Here’s our annual round up of the best beers, breweries and pubs we encountered in 2025.

BLOG POST: Rounding up the best beers we drank during the year, and where we drank them, is a pleasing annual ritual. We hope you enjoy reading it and feel inspired to create your own list. 🍺🍻

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pamela handrick - Five years ago I lost my husband David. I miss him every day... especially when I think about the cheese fries he ate on the way home and never told me about. [pic of husband at younger age] david hendrick replies - For the love of God, Pamela! ate ONE order of cheese fries without you and I've been 'dead to you' ever since! pamela hendrick replies - Sometimes still feel like he's in the room with me.

The funniest thing you'll read today

Remember - this Christmas, if you've got elderly neighbours living on their own and you've cooked way too much food, close the curtains so they don't get any ideas.

A white British father and son BOTH raped the same child and pled guilty to multiple counts of Sexual assault.

This has been in the press for 2 days.

The Mirror is the only National newspaper to report on it…

And THAT’s why people have such a skewed perception of the links between race and SA🤷🏼‍♀️