Think what the media would've done if Obama wore a baseball hat all the times that this bloated cadaver wears a baseball hat.
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Think what the media would've done if Obama wore a baseball hat all the times that this bloated cadaver wears a baseball hat.
In college way back in 1996 I told a friend that Rob Zombie’s real name was Robertus Zomberitus and he actually spoke with a thick Greek accent. The web wasn’t widely available then so I hope the first thing Carol ever Alta Vista’d was to see if it was true.
Feeling like going to McDonald's for some product.
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
Is there a Nobel Peace Prize for the most wars?
Holy shit, that groundhog was correct.
Yep, it’s officially the Olympics now…
the image is a screen cap of an elon musk tweet that reads: "For a country to survive, there has to be a common culture. Nobody dies to defend a "multicultural economic zone"! American culture, with its English-Scotts-Irish origin, is great and worth fighting for. Some may not realize it, but that's why people come here."
Accuse me of xenophobic stereotyping all you like, but the last person I'm going to listen to about the real America is a dope-addicted unmarried immigrant who can't even count how many kids he has from God knows how many women.
Give the curling teams rifles too.
Whoever said “Hey, let’s give these skiers guns and see what happens.”, I salute you.
The conservative attacks on the Bad Bunny halftime show are essentially "I don't speak Spanish and didn't watch it, but it was completely unacceptable and an assault on family values. We will be investigating it for the next few years."
Elon Musk when he realizes putting people on the moon is difficult: Within 10 years we will put humans in Delaware
Autocratic backfire: when dictators construct echo chambers, overestimate their abilities, and dismiss their adversaries’ capabilities, leading to weakening or ruin. Examples: Mussolini, Putin, and now (hopefully) Trump. [nytimes.com]
no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch
My Republican colleagues must take notice:
The U.S. cannot base foreign policy on whether or not a president gets a prize.
This is pathetic.
It is petty and dangerous narcissism — behavior we might expect from a spoiled child, not the leader of a democratic nation.
The apology world tour of the next Dem president is going to be bigger than the Eras Tour.
Look, if Flo and her crew try to talk to me about insurance, I’m down. They seem fun. But if a guy that looks like an undercover cop in a casino and an emu approach me I’m getting the fuck out of there immediately.
He seems to be getting rattled really quickly today.
This Patriots - Texans game is brought to you by the new cereal “Oops, All Fumbles”.
FUCKING AWFUL
I’ll say “Happy New Year” well into March. Assets dominance, lets others know what you’re about.
if someone had said to young me that in the future i would be eternally stalked on a computer by the company i ordered a sandwich from i would have stabbed that person
I know my wife is mad at me when she threatens to use my Hulu profile to watch tv so it screws up my recommendation algorithm.
Misfits of Science
Misfits of Science will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
"not intended for diagnosis or treatment"
Yeah, we know it's intended for data gathering. It _may_ kill you‚, but that would just be a side effect. 🙃
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Oreos will probably cause people who eat them to live forever, says Oreo CEO
Automan
Automan will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
SyFy showing The Twlight Zone with motion smoothing should be made illegal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah…let’s just get this stupid year over with.