Angry Chango (Commisions Open)

no one can stop the American goverment!
Nintendo: Hold my beer.

Guys don't like it when you call their penis a manhandle. Booo

Disney: meet our new character. Larry!
Fans: oh, good! A new wookie character!!
Disney: Actually, Larry is a very talk ewok

A preview of a new Star Wars character, who is the son of Jabba the Hutt, and is portayed with a huge muscular torso similar to a body builder (even though the species is supposed to be like a slug or something), holding a battle axe in each hand in what seems to be a gladiator arena.

Dear Disney, did you know that you can simply just stop making Star Wars movies?

Shut the fuck up (politely)

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why are u talking to people i have blocked now i cant keep tabs on ur conversations

getting a vasectomy just means you have diet sperm

The United States of Fyre Festival

A man stands beside a grand piano. Thin, with sharp cheekbones and short dark hair styled upward. He wears a formal suit: a light-colored jacket with dark lapels, a shirt, and a tie. One hand is in his pocket, the other hangs at his side. The lighting is warm, orange-red, like a stage washed in sunset-colored spotlights. His face is lit from below, which makes his eyes look narrow and tense. Behind him stretches a long shadow. It is distorted: elongated, with ragged edges and shapes that resemble flames or fragments breaking apart. Inside the shadow are round forms that look like coins or bubbles. The grand piano stands next to him with its lid raised. Dark stains and rough texture are visible on its surface, as if the paint has chipped in places. The composition is angular, built from sharp geometric planes and strong contrasts of light and shadow. The dominant colors are orange, red, dark blue, and black.

The devil
Commission art

#commission #artsky #art

Man, I cannot fathom the rivers of cocaine that must be running thru the white house these days

Hot or cold
the quickest way to make a buck
is war

All bangers and no mash

I’m eating Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups for breakfast, medicinally

All red and no bull

All lime and no zest

if you do a little food play with bread crumbs, that’s called Hanko Panko

All panko and no bread

All cheese and no cheddar

Drawing of a woman with glasses and red lipstick with mascara running down her face sucking someone's cock. The drawing is in the style of an old print like from the 1900s and found in the woods

Latest commission

Get out of your head
Get out of your way

Daily Doodle prompt today is “Mermaid” and Hazel was fun to try to make into a mermaid!
#Dailydoodle #sketchbook

I have no memory of this place.

A small abstract painting with lime green, orange, tan, hot pink, white, black and silver paint by The Daniel @intelectconfig.wtf

Everyone look the pretty art @intelectconfig.wtf made. Now I just need to get a small frame and hang it up on my wall 💚

😂 I don't take offense to it. I just wanted to make joke about it.
It happens. I do it to 🫶🤘

a man wearing a scarf around his neck looks at the camera ALT: a man wearing a scarf around his neck looks at the camera

When they like all the comments in their post except yours