MrSnarkyPants

Remind me to just leave my TV off tomorrow night and my phone on the charger for the sake of my mental health.

in addition to being bad, this is also extremely weird. can you imagine spending any brain cell activity on whether or not he's gonna say any of these things?

At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.

America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.

I refuse to call that song a throwback. It’s timeless. It makes me happy. It still feels like I heard it for the first time yesterday. 🤣

Pebbles does love her pillows.

If the #Astros were any sloppier… 🙄

My Aggie wife is screaming the Aggie War Hymn at the top of her lungs right now.

Fair.

Untuckit, because you think people won’t see your gut that way.

“Free” speech.

Do I hate watch Clemson?

Yes.

Am I laughing at Dabo?

🤣🤣🤣

a sign that says what is even happening in front of a dumpster ALT: a sign that says what is even happening in front of a dumpster

I hate this timeline.

Framber is still a head case. This is our ace? #Astros

"Do not pretend you do not understand" goes a long way towards the heart of a LOT of problems rn

I keep waiting for the Rally House commercial to come on during the #Astros game so I can sing our dog her jingle:
Darla’s House
Darla’s House
It’s our doggie, it’s her house
It’s a Darla House.

#Astros

My new Venn, starring Texas Gerrymandering, Swinging, and the Eagles' "Tush Push"

In my FB feed today. I see that MLB’s team shop hasn’t put this on clearance yet. 🤣

public media funding has been gutted over "bias" while corporate media is canceling shows and signing off on massive payoffs to appease Trump. we're beyond media capture.

My favorite thing (derogatory) about Donald Trump are his instincts

The stench of Epstein fresh on him and he invites a registered sex offender to the White House

Me: decides to see if MLB Network has anything on about the trade deadline. Oh, cool: “Trade Deadline Special.”
TV: due to blackout restrictions, this program is not available in your area.

MLB, what in the everloving fuck is wrong with you?

LHP Matt Mikilski; Twins are paying $33 mil.

So… what did the #Astros give up to reacquire Correa? 👀

👇👇

8 hole?
WTAF?

Patrick Healy is the guy who drove the great @pkrugman.bsky.social away from the NYT by killing his newsletter and trying to rewrite crucial passages: www.cjr.org/analysis/pau...

The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.

That would be more entertaining than their current programming, ngl.

With all that is awful surrounding us, I’ll take the joy where I can get it.