You (a moron): Clearly Sinead OβConner did it first and best.
Other people: Well, it Is a Prince song.
Me: ( a genius): Chris Cornell.
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You (a moron): Clearly Sinead OβConner did it first and best.
Other people: Well, it Is a Prince song.
Me: ( a genius): Chris Cornell.
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βYouβre doing a great job β¦ ahhh β¦ you. Nice pace and form - keep it up β¦ you.β β me, offering encouragement to a horse with no name.
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
It's me standing next to my new (to me) car that I've nicknamed βMINI Barbarinoβ. (Oh, its a 2020 MINI Cooper BTW.)
Iβd like to introduce you all to βMINI Barbarinoβ.
That is helpful but it seems like calendars may not mean much going forward. Iβll likely look for something part-time eventually - but yes, retirement. πΊπ΄π»ππ»
I just recently signed the paperwork and March 13th, 2026 will be my final day at work - a job that I somehow managed to keep for 31 years, 10 months and 15 days. Where did THAT time go?
the scene in the Simpsosn where Moe is at the bachelor auction and is stared at with disgust by all the women until he walks into the reject pile. there are three Moes labeled Auston Matthews, Brady Tkachuk and Connor Hellebuyck. The disgusted women are labeled the People of Canada
Itβs not easy to admit, but I think my favourite kind of a commercial is a βcelebrity endorsement, where the βcelebrityβ spends the first half of the commercial explaining who exactly the fuck they are.
a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch
Heated Rivalry (2025)
ATTENTION CANADA If* Canada loses to the US today we are NOT doing this cringy βat least I donβt have to live in AMERICAβ thing *I SAID IF (Photo collage featuring three fictional annoying Bluesky Canadian posts saying things like "at least I don't have to live under a Cheeto Mussolini In Chief" with a big red X over this type of post} (one last final reminder in red and white): TAKE THIS LOSER SHIT TO THE FACEBOOK COMMENTS OF A BRITTLESTAR POST WHERE IT BELONGS
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Me, hosting my first orgy ....
Catherine O'Hara and John Candy standing close together at what appears to be an indoor gathering. Catherine OβHara is on the left, wearing a light blue sweater and smiling while looking to her right. She is holding a small glass in one hand and a clutch-style purse under her arm. John Candy is on the right, wearing a dark jacket over a light, open-collared shirt, smiling directly toward the camera. The background is dimly lit, with other people partially visible behind them.
John Candy and Catherine O'Hara made the world a better place.
Canada and the world is a better place for them having existed.
I guess my wish for Canadians in 2026 is for everyone to really, really let your imagination run wild about what a better world would look like, and then apply that to our political landscape, and refuse the options on offer, and talk to your friends and neighbours about it
To rejuvenate the baseball spirits with spring training starting soon, quote skeet this with a random baseball player.
John Olerud.
Go Bills! π¦¬
Road DAWGS. π€
Every piece of furniture in my house is broken. Iβve ripped my clothes and covered my face in ash. My wails can be heard for blocks. Oh well - always next week, amirite? (Through tears: Go Bills.)
Go Bills.
(L)Anthony Joshua and Jake Paul during their heavyweight bout at the Kaseya Center, Miami, Florida. Friday Dec. 19, 2026 and (R)Andrew Tate during the main event of Misfits Boxing 23 on Dec. 20, 2025 Both got their "alpha male" asses whipped.
Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!
Itβs like me - well, sort of. ChatGPT may have helped a bit with my physique and sexy Santa outfit.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! π
Me: I donβt see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if itβs professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
The grink may be out of my sight, but never out of my mind. The grink will always be in my heart.
Happy holidays.
Sign reading WAS THE GRINK THERE? with a little plastic Santa Claus on top
in this house we cherish the holiday classics π
Snow Angels Canada is an experiment in kindness: Please help if you can or share with someone who might be able to - our volunteers are trying their best but are overwhelmed. The demand for assistance currently exceeds our ability to help.
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Movie youβve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Never tried to get help myself but I can say anecdotally that I'm getting quite a few emails today saying people aren't getting responses. Not sure is not enough volunteers or the ones we do have are overwhelmed. Likely a bit of both.
Breaking News now LeBron James' streak of 1,297 games with at least 10 points is over as he ends night with 8 points LAKERS 23 James is pictured in his Lakers uniform
Wow what a loser
Satirical news headline: Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat "3 to 4 kids, max" this Christmas
I suspected I was old.
Now officially confirmed ... π΄