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@moodprobiotic

thawed caveman on rampage vs marine listening to eminem. who you got?

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roy orbison youtube comment:
buried my dad in 2011. buried my son in 2021. played this song at both funerals. beautiful voice

traveling wilburys youtube comment:
legendary group. i couldn't cry after losing my custody battle until i went home and listened to "Handle with Care"

21.01.2025 14:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SlaveToMyGoddess paid you $20.00:

β€œbrother life insurance just hitπŸ”₯”

21.01.2025 14:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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uncanny resemblance

14.12.2024 13:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ive just been held uncountable for my fractions

24.11.2024 18:25 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

supportive tshirt that looks like

⬆️ the man
⬇️ the myth
🫡 the legend

24.11.2024 02:22 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

been pushing myself with cardio lately. up to 20 min of running. previous PR was 15. last 5 were hell. tried every tactic to keep going, even the ones i use to last longer during sex: visualizing a rotting wound, my dick impaled with glass, or that im in the holocaust, falling out of a guard tower

30.07.2023 12:53 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

could you give me and my clone some privacy

11.07.2023 13:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

havent been sincere on main in 3 years

11.07.2023 13:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

its actually very engaging, not a slog at all. the pacing is electric, all the invented words are easily intuited. its 40% murder and political intrigue, 40% action desert adventure, 20% engrossing lore

11.07.2023 13:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this movie was so cool lol. amazing portrait

11.07.2023 13:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

one time they put the steak on my mcgriddle and it was really bad. kind of mealy, significantly worse than a salisbury steak or piece of meatloaf

11.07.2023 13:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i say let me put it on the mcchciken and other lunch sandwiches

11.07.2023 13:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

unmarried guy with a mortgage [recording selfie rant for tiktok]:
you NEED violent men in an apocalypse scenario. when shit goes down theyre going to become warlords and lead humanity into survival

me [visible in background reading the art of war upside down in order to discover the art of peace]:

10.07.2023 22:17 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hard to be a God

08.07.2023 22:53 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you dont see anyone supping on potage any more

08.07.2023 16:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i need that shit homie

08.07.2023 13:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.07.2023 13:37 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

those 🌸 uwu drink water 🌸 jerks are right because i know 4 people who have been hospitalized for dehydration alone

07.07.2023 19:17 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amen!

07.07.2023 14:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it seems the killer has left us a puzzle to solve…

06.07.2023 19:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

on topping old smokey! all covering cheese!

06.07.2023 15:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you better work the scabbard too if you gonna play with the hilt like that...

06.07.2023 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he's german :/ so i would say geshundheit :/

06.07.2023 14:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you gonna wield whatever i pull out of this stone

06.07.2023 14:21 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

json tower defense style game where you have to stop him from getting banned every time he posts a creepshot or something insanely transphobic

06.07.2023 12:58 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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If This Ain't Too Damn True πŸ˜‚

03.07.2023 13:24 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

this movie is so scary for the first half and by the end youre so depressed you dont even want to move

05.07.2023 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my gf laughed really hard at this reply

05.07.2023 20:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Amem

05.07.2023 19:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anen

05.07.2023 19:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0