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You can just, like, make yourself a giant bowl of spaghetti. No one can stop you.

Trying hard to remain grounded. But a Green government next GE would literally make me cry with joy....

Programming is weird because sometimes you spend 3 days working really hard on something and all you really have to show for it is a black screen with the word "success" in system font.

I need an Agatha Christie's Poirot point and click adventure game built in SCUMM

I once bought a packet of mints only to discover they'd drilled a hole right through the whole bloody lot of them!
It was an even bigger shock than discovering Screwfix sell fisherman's friend.

I don't understand why infectious disease vaccines were ever made optional, barring a known health issue of the recipient.

Public safety is more important than religious beliefs, conspiracy theories, or plain obstinance....

Overheard in bar:
"I spent 45 minutes making a character then restarted before I killed a single goblin"

I think they're talking abt BG3? I did the same thing lol

It's too cold.

Hurry up and let me "it's too hot" post

the snoofing

Compiler warnings as errors. Just as a little treat to the pedants.

the Milky Way galaxy's supermassive black hole is named Sagittarius A* because it uses a heuristic function to prioritize evaluating pathfinding assuming a more direct route is possible otherwise we'd call it Sagittarius Dijkstra this joke has a small audience so if you're in it you have to like it

RepetitiveStrainMaxxing

I hope discord crashes and burns, not because of this new ID change, but because it killed web forums.

Entire Poirot series is on Netflix 😍 Which god graces me with such a blessing‽

‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck

‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/

Don't just abolish and prosecute ICE. Give them mandatory vaccinations, they'll HATE that way more.

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Their claims towards inevitable AGI are akin to claiming they can teach the solar powered calculator collecting dust in a drawer in your house how to love.

It's so stupid on the face of it that it can only be the result of a concerted propaganda effort leveled at people too lazy and dumb to learn.

"AMIDST" is a really weird word

Home town blood donation centre is fully booked for the next 3 weeks!! Amazing 😭

Human artists! use only one piece to convince people to follow you!

The final update of the Godot Shaders Bible is now live with 360 pages 🎉Huge thanks to everyone who supported this project! 🥳

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Does anyone have any tips on how to tie people to railway tracks? Asking for a fiend.

If quick save takes longer than 1200ms, I'm leaving a bad review.

I really like the Star Trek TNG ranking pips. Minimal, but distinctive.

With this regime anything is possible…

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

One too many Christmas drinks last night.

Finger sized gouges in my peanut butter this morning.

Unrelated events, I'm sure.