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I'm just trying to do music, mate. Alt rock type stuff mostly, but then I take loops of my songs and make them into hip-hop tracks to rap over as Dig Xaz. I am also in VIBE and The Madonna and the Whore. From Rotherham, S Yorks. Live in MCR. (He/Him)

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that's four

06.03.2026 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok, only 3. Youse can wait till I've recorded some with the case off my phone - which is what I assume is causing the phasing.

06.03.2026 09:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just bad. Off-key, out of time with the existing vocals.

It doesn't matter, one was alright in the end, but I still might prefer what I had in the 1st place - which was a lead vocal and an unusual low harmony.

Just thought i could go higher in parts of the lead.

06.03.2026 09:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly that

They all sound like different frequencies of white noise to me

05.03.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just tried the epicverb vst

Like, wtf; every preset is more reverb can could surely ever be useful

05.03.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two

05.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One!

05.03.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought it heard out sylvie tapping out a complicated rhythm

I thought, I'm so proud. She's getting into drumming.

Turns out she was just doing her bedtime tablet routine

#CrazyThursdayNight

05.03.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to start #CrazyThursdayNight

Watch THAT take off

05.03.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Devoed

Got some vibey* live performances for Instagram

But there's a mild, errant phase effect on the audio of every one

*might've googled a current word for "cool"

I'll post one if... 5 people interract (ooh, exciting)

Thursday night, going crazy again

05.03.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw man, spent a bit of time recording a high backing vocal yesterday.

Today I'm listening to the takes and they're all absolute shite.

05.03.2026 11:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well that was awesome.

11 yr old Sam came round, we recorded scratch gtr parts for 3 of his songs, then got all the kids jamming, Sam on gtr, Sylvie (10) on drums, Colette (7) on keyboard, and Rowan (5) on percussion.

And I joined in a little bit too.

28.02.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My 10 year old daughter's mate Sam is coming over tomorrow because he wants to record some of his songs

So that should be fun.

27.02.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Banjo for new song, "Easy Mode".

27.02.2026 12:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got a new track coming out on 11 March. "Fine With Me" started out as the middle section of earlier release, "I Might Go Mad" but my wife was confused by all the ideas so I took some out and made them into a new song.

It's a.dizzying progressive psychedelic blues.

26.02.2026 08:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Criminalising drug use is more costly than treating it as a medical issue.

Parents are worried about their kids using drugs, but wouldn't they feel better knowing if they did that they could get help instead of ruining their lives?

Not to mention that you could remove dealers and tax the products.

25.02.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, sometimes you want to watch something and it isn't streaming.

25.02.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Cuddles A manic rock song featuring an improvised 32 bar guitar solo that is flawed, but I'm still particularly proud of.

You can also find my latest single, "Cuddles" on Soundcloud...

soundcloud.com/half-arsedmu...

#OrignalMusicTracks #MusicSky

25.02.2026 10:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"Cuddles" (2026) by Neil Cake
"Cuddles" (2026) by Neil Cake YouTube video by Half-Arsed Music

New video for my latest single, "Cuddles". Featuring one of my kids - honestly, I struggle to tell which one, but I'm going to go with Sylvie - experimenting on my (now her) ukulele.

youtu.be/O0cmYLbUk04

#OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky

25.02.2026 10:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can enjoy listening to my own songs but there's an element that makes me feel uncomfortable.

And that element is me.

So I think that's a good thing.

20.02.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can follow me on Instagram. And you should. Because I've just uploaded a new live acoustic performance of my song, "Empty". Which is nice.

www.instagram.com/halfarsedmus...

20.02.2026 08:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Amuse Create smart music links that anyone can listen to!

brand new Neil Cake single out today. Find it on your streaming service (not Spotify). "Cuddles" is... a bit of a lurching groovefest. And it contains an improvised 32 bar guitar solo that is flawed but I'm proud of it nevertheless.

share.amuse.io/track/neil-c...

#OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky

19.02.2026 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it costs $65k a year to employ no humans? I guess AI won't be coming for our jobs after all.

19.02.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is it me or is the music in Wicked just a dirge with singing over it?

I can't even hear any chord changes. It's just orchestral synth drones, bass and barely perceptible drums. No flourishes or anything.

I don't like it.

19.02.2026 11:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Netflix just emailed me to ask what I thought of the documentary, "Murder in Monaco".

I think they should stop making documentaries that can't give you any definite answers. What's the point in spending hours of your life to be as uncertain as you were before you started?

19.02.2026 10:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What a load of shit

17.02.2026 08:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Petition: Require all think tanks to disclose their donors, funding, and media spending Research bodies and representation of specialist interests is important when making policy. However, think tanks go beyond merely brainstorming ideas and presenting data and arguments. They can push s...

Gonna post it again...

Please give it some exposure. It might not result in anything even if it got 100K signatures, but if it doesn't get any it definitely won't and we're seeing more and more evidence rather than conjecture around these murky, opaque orgs.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/75...

16.02.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 145 ๐Ÿ” 130 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

That cunt Ratcliffe at United:

'Last week, he warned that "current conditions for Europe's chemical industry are unsurvivable without immediate intervention".'

What a fucking hypocrite. Once again the public is asked to provide corporate welfare.

16.02.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you seen these "unlocking videos"?

Do boxers see these and go, "UNboxing? Unboxing's stupid. How do I UNbox someone?"

15.02.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gots to admit. I don't really understand all this. If you want to understand music you can just listen very closely and learn to play what you can. Maybe not everyone can, but for me that's the beauty of art. It is felt.

14.02.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0