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first they unfollowed the unfunny people and I did nothing because I was not unfunny...

My hypothesis is that every single congressman, and every single supreme court justice has at some point had the "opportunity" to have sex with a young girl, that a great many took that opportunity, and that these perpetrators were subsequently told that their assaults had been recorded.

Republican Lawmakers: Your president, many of your colleagues, judges, justices and law enforcement at all levels are implicated in a massive array of corruption connected to Jeffrey Epstein. It's long past time for you to stand up and loudly demand a full a full reckoning of this corruption.

the administration hasn't complied with congress' nearly-unanimous epstein transparency act. is there really nothing dems can do in the face of such black-and-white lawlessness? if there is nothing we can do, what chance do we have w less black-and-white issues?

My chef friend just revealed his secret ingredient! #cooking

Just got a replacement credit card. Took out the old... And cut the wrong one in half!

After listening to survivors Katie Johnson and Sascha Riley, I get the sense that the mythical "trump pee tape" documents savage activity, and id far worse than the kinky name implies.

My shrink assures me that I don't need to doomscroll. "The doom will still be there whether you scroll it or not."

We brought it on ourselves. The chaos in this country is a direct consequence of Obama's tan suit. He ought to be ashamed of himself!

Or worse yet... consider the mean-spiritedness in that they certainly composed this raging critique prior to the show even taking place!

Don't you mean that sixty @Superbowls is *probably* not enough to reveal it?

They are mean and compromised. There are likely videos of them engaging in child exploitation. They gleefully destroying things out of sadism, but would be unable to do otherwise even they wanted.

#FunFact: I used to be funny in the years before #⊥rump.

And also pedicate any future funding on the full release of the #EpsteinFiles.

#EpsteinFiles

I have some silver. I'm terrified to see the price run up again $100 per ounce - my systems can only handle two-digit prices. My business will collapse without these systems. It's Y2K all over again. #Y2K!

Silver price experiencing explosive gains. Turns out that trump's shitting all over our democracy has a silver lining.

I have a pet hawk who comes by to roost on my air conditioner. I have to be extra quiet when he's around because he would fly away if he detected I was near. He doesn't know he's my pet.

#AmericanGestapo

She will be pardoned on the 7th and they won't be able to locate her.

Venezuela's María Machado was living in hiding since winning the Nobel Peace Prize. My guess is that the million-plus dollars associated w the prize has been held in trust for her by the Nobel Committee, and that the committee won't release it to trump. And that's why he's amping up the pressure.

Perhaps the million dollars associated with the Nobel Prize is still in the Nobel Committee's control and they won't release it to trump? Why aren't journalists explicitly reporting that Machado gave Trump a million dollars?

Fuck the complicit republican party.

A $1 million cash award accompanies the Nobel Peace Prize. Machado just handed trump a million dollars. I wish the news would treat this as more than a perverse story about trump's ego and a plaque.

A $1 million cash award accompanies the prize. Machado just handed him a million dollars. I wish the news would treat this as more than a perverse ego story.

I assume Machado just gave Trump the $1M that is part of the Nobel Peace Prize. #TrumpIsVulgar

Trump says video of Renee Nicole Good's murder can be viewed two ways. #TrumpIsVulgar

The Republican party is irredeemably corrupt and complicit. What is taking place on their watch is simply unamerican. We need a new constitutional convention to build a viable democracy.