dr. bumnus, mirthful muscledog

Very lovely work! The slight bashfulness and vulnerability in his face and body language just make him adorable.

Colleague closed an incident report as “unable to investigate. this incident happened on (previous lab system), we’re now on (new lab system)”

Bestie it’s still there, it’s just been sunset. Log on.

Reminder that the only time Mastercard has flinched is when outrage was directed at them. Attacking platforms like SubscribeStar for Visa/Mastercard's extralegal censorship is exactly the deflection they want.

I love that you made him a bit punk! There’s always such joy in your art.

Pun opportunity - Bits n boobs

The first one, between the warmer lighting and angle, had a nice cozy body language!
Lovely picture as always, big guy.

He looked like Christmas had come early, on his knees in the locker room.
"He swears he's bigger than me." "I just know it."
Your friends towered over him with you - their cocks lazily throbbing in his hands.
But his eyes were glued to you, as you slowly reached for your lifting shorts.
"FUCK."

I know it's a good bicep pump when I'm struggling to reach up and shampoo my hair in the shower.

when it works it works

He slid into the shower with you - his head barely level with your pecs. With all of your muscle filling the booth, you easily pinned him - the wall behind, your hairy, sweaty bulk in front.
His erection digging into your quad told you exactly how excited this made him.
"Touch."
He whimpered.

Hey.

Tell people when they do good job.

When you like the stuff they make.

When you like the characters they’ve created.

The stories they’ve told.

Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time.

Trust. They don’t.

Tell. Them.

Who is this mysterious, proteinaceous and alluring individual? Like Tuxedo Mask’s… mask… I just can’t recognise the face ;)

Buff wolf sleeping on the lap of deer while getting scratched.

The four little words we all want to hear.

Suspended from the ceiling: hulking, sweating musclestuds. Some totally bare, some adorned in singlets, jocks, rubber - and each one achingly hard and leaking.
Thin, clear strings of pre arced delicatetly to the tiny shotglasses places below each drone.

And the boys are slathering themselves in honey and winking at you, stud?

Screenshot of the gay hookup/dating app Scruff. A user called "Aktiv, dominant" is opening a conversation with "hi hot pig". Below, a still image of an animated show, showing the arm of an orangutan (labelled "complete strangers") holding out a cut of meat (labelled "overfamiliar immediate horniness") to a a young lady in a dress (labelled "me"), who is recoiling from it.

Sure, what am I expecting rummaging around in the dumpster, but c'mon - at least get the species right. It's *pup*.

You’re doing amazing! Your hard work is paying off. Keep it up!

Did the 9Games thing.

Fresh creamery butter…….

being a good partner for my boyfriend ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

me: maybe there's an easier solu-
also me: NEVERMIND I MADE IT TOO MUCH

Could make a helper function or use a list comprehension to pre-filter the list of files/archives, and iterate on a smaller list of items?

I read that as “crimson dessert” and briefly imagined a world where steam also delivers sweets and pastries.

Judith Butler Apology Form: From: Date: Reason for behaviour: [ ] The media convinced me that feminism was solved in the 1980s [ ] I never actually read their work [ ] I miss not thinking about gender [ ] I didn’t realize how much of society is built on gender [ ] I was jealous of their nonbinary swag [ ] Mercury was in retrograde [ ] I will hereby respect JUDITH BUTLER and I will not talk down on the best feminist thinker of our lifetimes

In a “I’m gonna enjoy pounding everyone in range once I get free” way?
Because then you’re such a good big dog. Just think of it as a rep and you’re gonna hit a PB!

If it doesn’t feel good, take it off tho. You tried a thing!

I can see you staring at the sweat stain I’ve left on the equipment. I can see you bone up. You’re gonna start drooling if you keep this up.

If you wanna sniff so bad, all you gotta do is ask.
Good boy.

People will tell you “it take years for the gym to pay off”, but don’t be discouraged.

Just today, I found 20p!

That’s why there’s a big plastic box for the stirrers!!

Glass rod only for the jerk who doesn’t tidy up and clean their equipment.

Images you wish were scratch ‘n sniff.