Stabby Jo McDaggers (Anna J Worthy)

🧠: I should start the Christmas eve clean now, before everyone is awake
❤️: but we must be quiet so as not to wake them
🧠: right
❤️: and no lights so as not to wake them
🧠: of course
*cleans the floors in Christmas tree light only*
❤️🧠: LOOKS PERFECT! 10/10 NO NOTES

I've reached the pretzel-stick walrus phase of grading. I'm afraid it's too late for me. Run. Save yourselves.

Email notif: "Teachers, do you have the right..."

Me: what in the fresh hell has he done NOW.... do I have the right, you're damn right I have the right... *opens email*

Email: "...auto insurance?"

I'm 42 today🥳🥳

Same vibes

Confirmed covid. And it's a major bitch. Stay safe folks.

I don't know how to grow here, so I have no advice

Last week, I was teaching the implied emphasis shifts in clauses joined by commas, semicolons, and colons.

Kid: What's the point? You can just use a period.
Me: You can also pound a screw in with a hammer. Doesn't mean it's the right way.

Don't take it personally. I assume everyone is lying

Still alive, still have a face

So 16 days ago I got strep. I found out it was strep 10 days ago, when it started becoming pneumonia. 5 days ago I started a second antibiotic and was starting to feel better until today. Fevel shot up and cough came back with a vengeance. May have caught a 3rd thing.

Tired and still sick af, but it's easier to be at work than to get a sub and write plans or get behind schedule. Happy Friday-eve. Still fighting. Let's win.

Pro tip:

Talking openly about mental health struggles or thoughts of self-harm is not inherently manipulative or toxic.

Telling someone you'll harm yourself if they do/don't do something (e.g., break up with you) *is* manipulative.

Constant trauma dumping w/out consent of the listener *is* toxic.

Trying to keep my cough germs to myself. Does it give "mysterious ninja who might stab you"?

Oh hey! I got busy and forgot this app exists. Many of my friends are fleeing the bad place again, so I'll try to be here more to find them.

Are you upsetti-spaghetti, or regretti-spaghetti? Fettuccine afraid-o? Beef stroh-no-ganoff?

Right now, just Amazon

"Why are you always posting online instead of making friends in person?!"

Because, Linda, online it's socially acceptable for me to nope out of idiotic conversations, block people, reply at my own pace, and leave the moment I feel overstimulated or icky vibe shifts.

Be with someone who doesnt make you feel like you need to hide in your closet to have peace

Him: my heart beats morse code spelling her name

Me: that's arrhythmia, bro, u ok?

Me: *drops a French fry but catches it with my thighs*

Me: yes! Thick thighs save fries!

My family:🙄🙄🙄

Me: my talents are wasted here

Happy Friday, fam🫶

When it comes to fitness,balanced isnt my vibe🤣🤣 im a little obsessed

The most ive tried was 220, but im not much of a numbers chaser.

Depends on the time of year. Winter I do 5 days of 60 min lifting, with 20-30 min cardio sessions. Summer, I do 4 days of 30 min lifting with a minimum of 60 mins cardio every day sometimes more. This was today:

Yes sir!

Bring kindness, get kindness. Bring disrespect, and get your affairs in order cuz you gon die clown

Yes ma'am

It's a vibe 😁