I used to work in the beer industry, and thus drink a lot of beer. I would frequently "have the juice", and found that a few folded sheets of toilet paper stuck up against my butthole inside my underwear was a prudent defense against it.
#nevertrustafart
06.03.2026 08:39
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She Came Out of the Bathroom Naked, Employee Says
Bank details, sex and naked people who seem unaware they are being recorded. Behind Metaβs new smart glasses lies a hidden workforce, uneasy about peering into the most intimate parts of other peopleβ...
βThe workers in Kenya say that it feels uncomfortable to go to work. They tell us about deeply private video clips, which appear to come straight out of Western homes, from people who use the glasses in their everyday lives.
Several describe video material showing bathroom visits, sexβ¦β
02.03.2026 19:14
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The massive redeployment of these aircrafts comes on the same day that Trump promised that "the big wave" of US attacks on Iran was yet to come.
www.cnn.com/2026/03/02/p...
03.03.2026 01:23
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AIPAC spent $150k to air an attack ad about 16-year-old me.
03.03.2026 01:46
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U.S. service members killed: Another U.S. service member died Monday from injuries sustained in the initial Iranian attacks, U.S. Central Command said, bringing to four the total number of American forces killed. Two U.S. officials had told The Washington Post that the three previous fatalities were members of a sustainment unit in Kuwait. Trump warned more U.S. casualties were likely.
Four Americans were killed in the 2012 terror attacks in Benghazi and it became a Republican mega-scandal for many years
02.03.2026 14:46
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100% of this. We've been on the (downhill) glide path toward unsustainable exquisite platforms carrying (not enough) exquisite munitions for a long time. The Ukraine War has been punching that notion in the gut, and we *may* be started to turn the corner. But we have π€‘ in charge right now, so π€·ββοΈ
02.03.2026 13:23
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This is a policy of genocide.
02.03.2026 01:21
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The US/Israeli illegal attack on Iran should be understood to be a clear violation of the Olympic Truce (much as Russiaβs invasion of Ukraine was which led to its suspension by the IOC) and result in bans for 2028 and the stripping of those Games from LA.
apnews.com/article/olym...
01.03.2026 01:38
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weird how whenever the US is like these people need us to bring democracy the democracy is always dead children
28.02.2026 20:20
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On the one hand, the presidency is a fundamentally broken institution.
On the other hand, Congress is a fundamentally broken institution.
On the third hand, the Supreme Court is a fundamentally broken institution.
28.02.2026 20:33
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israel is the greatest danger to humanity
28.02.2026 06:37
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So letβs think about this.
A private company refused - on principle - to yield to the governmentβs demands.
The government then cancelled its contracts with the company and has set about destroying it
27.02.2026 23:55
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So some jerk called the police, who just beat up a disabled Rohingya refugee instead of trying to communicate with him and then charged *him*. He probably thought he was getting jumped since he couldnβt see or understand the cops.
He survived a genocide and ending up getting murdered by CBP.
25.02.2026 21:21
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9. The American Psychological Association's reaffirmation of its support for transgender youth health care is significant. Many readers of Singal were left with the wrong impression, and this latest story is yet more proof that the NYT and Singal continue to try to manufacture doubt on trans care.
25.02.2026 19:56
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Or you could just adopt a nom de guerre just for classroom use. Something easier for students to remember like B.D.E Connor.
26.02.2026 01:59
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Daniel, you say youβve been organizing in the streets.
Real organizers donβt stand around with their hands in their pockets while others do the work.
Letβs stop pretending.
26.02.2026 00:26
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Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses
"The legislature did not include a grace period."
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1. Numerous transgender people in Kansas are reporting that the state has sent them a letter demanding the immediate surrender of drivers licenses.
Those driving could be arrested, charged, and see privileges revoked.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...
26.02.2026 01:06
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who did this
25.02.2026 03:26
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LMAO. Ok. www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
25.02.2026 03:44
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Definitely the first State of the Union where the president talked about the military killing unarmed fishermen as a laugh line
25.02.2026 03:44
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Zero dignity opposition party.
You can be there yelling or you can be absent but there is no honor in this nonsense civility show.
I swear they'd attend their own executions politely
25.02.2026 03:48
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This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.
As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.
23.02.2026 01:51
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The FBI Director, everyone. You paid for it.
23.02.2026 00:10
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Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.
22.02.2026 03:31
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Wait! Are you confirming that "Astronaut Ice Cream" is made of drywall and asbestos, as we've all long suspected?
22.02.2026 06:50
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In addition to being a very uncomfortable dog whistle, this framing is completely the wrong lesson to take from the Epstein news. Itβs about how widespread and pervasive misogyny and sexual abuse really are. This framing lets most of society off the hook too easily.
22.02.2026 04:55
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To the rest of the US: I just cannot emphasize enough how much people in Minneapolis LOATHE Jacob Frey
20.02.2026 19:46
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Ford has also has a lot of Star Wars bangers, historically:
Ambassador Ford Mondeo from the Mining Federation
Bounty Hunter F'Ord Kuga
Captain Pford Tourneo of the pleasure cruiser Gimoura One
Ford Landau - the famous Holo-Thespian and secret Spy
21.02.2026 07:15
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I'm loving The Pitt in spite of it's corniness, but the SWAT-flavored Copaganda of the most recent episode really bummed me out.
Great cast, great acting, though.
21.02.2026 07:08
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