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I always like reading these just to see who can outdo everyone

Linus is just a salesman that has no clue what his product is.

I was standing in line with a big crowd behind me and heard a flatulent liquid intestine hitting vinyl sound in the distance. Then someone yells ‘where’s the kids’
I’m thinking WTF just happened back there that made me remember this moment.

I had a video meeting with a doctor today. I use K4OS KDE. We panicked because I had no sound from my mic. My first thought was Fuck Debian. Then I noticed I had my Sound Core motion + speaker mic turned off 😬 oops my fault
#debian #kde #soundcore

I’ve tried

I have an iPhone and iPad. Where would this fit in?

I like watching ghost hunter shows. They’re hunting ghosts. When they hear a sound, they say “What was that!”
It was a fucking Ghost! What else would you find when you’re looking for something specific!

Noem got booted 🫵🤣

#noem

My dead grandma can make a better fist than this weak bag of shit in a goofy as golf hat

9:30pm in Ohio. We went from 2’ of frozen ice snow to sunshine and now to thunderstorms in less than a month
#ohio #weather #climatechange

Oh well whatever never mind

I opened Google Earth for the first time in years and found out the Earth doesn’t revolve around me.

#google #earth #epiphany #indica

I like cracking open a beer like it was a Mellow Yellow

#beer

Q4OS KDE

Seems like every backup solution is terrible.

my friend right now is a crippled mouse. It couldn’t survive in the wild just like me. I let it be, he’s never caused me any harm. I’ll miss the little thing once it’s gone
#mice #friend

How to Tell What’s Real Online YouTube video by StarTalk

Neil deGrasse Tyson

#NeildeGrasseTyson

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4I_...

Can I have it for free or will that mess up the million dollar donations to unknown causes we never heard of?

I’ve been using Q4OS KDE Basic install for about a year and I’ve switched all my pc’s over. It’s the leanest KDE I’ve found in a long time.

My first experience with 10,000 rpm drive was with Vista. The next room over I could hear the indexing rattling my glass desktop

Found this paw print. There’s nothing out here that big until now. That my size 13 next to it.
#pawprint #wildlife #ohio

I don’t know how to say this without sounding racist. I don’t mean this in a negative way. That’s not what I’m about. Sometime this week I need to wash my whites. I know, I know it’s 2026. But it has to be said. I’m out of underwear and socks.
#race #socks #underwear #whites

Val served me my drink. One thing I noticed about Val was her name tag. There was enough room left to spell the rest of her name out.

Do you need someone to shovel your driveway?

The reason Tuta has my attention is because you’re not donating our hard earned money to charities we don’t give a shit about like the other service does.

My most time consuming quitting process was google. I had no idea I was that deep into their service

Safe

I was friends with his father

All of my artwork runs just fine. Painting, sketching, ink and graphite. All work perfectly. You want to know why?
Because I do it on paper. A fucking piece of paper!
#linux #art

Criminals don’t want their pictures taken but as soon as something happens they’ll be the first ones with their phone out recording