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Quietly queer writer on the road to publication & AMMR9 mentee. Actually Autistic. Huge Geek. Marathon runner. PhD doing science policy work πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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The number of times I see people driving straight through red lights at 5am...

My dude, traffic laws do not suddenly cease to exist because it's still dark out.

07.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My cat was snuggling with my boyfriend's hoodie, thus preventing me from wearing it this morning when I really wanted to πŸ₯²

07.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Since finishing my PhD, my sisters have nicknamed me Doc, and it's kinda funny and sweet

Text from a sister: Lol look at Doc's car on Google maps (+ picture of street view)

06.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
blurb for The Lord of the Wood from Mia Tsai, author of The Memory Hunters: β€œAnderson imbues the novel with . . . grace to discover who you are, and . . . to arrive when you're ready. A necessary read for many, especially for those of us who need a respite before getting back to our feet.” Blurb is in a textbox against a five-photo collage featuring images of a snowy forest, a lone oak silhouetted against a sunset, a misty forest, an acorn, and a stag striding across a meadow.

blurb for The Lord of the Wood from Mia Tsai, author of The Memory Hunters: β€œAnderson imbues the novel with . . . grace to discover who you are, and . . . to arrive when you're ready. A necessary read for many, especially for those of us who need a respite before getting back to our feet.” Blurb is in a textbox against a five-photo collage featuring images of a snowy forest, a lone oak silhouetted against a sunset, a misty forest, an acorn, and a stag striding across a meadow.

The covers of The Memory Hunters by Mia Tsai and The Lord of the Wood by E.M. Anderson in a translucent yellow box against the backdrop of white flowers blooming on a tree against a blue sky. The Memory Hunter's cover is dark red, with a central image of bright red cup fungi blooming on a rotting branch, with faint outlines of mushrooms, branches, and flowers that used to be there. The Lord of the Wood's cover is blue, with a central image of a stag of foliage and flowers growing from a tree whose upper branches drip black ooze and the tagline "even a beastly woodland protector needs saving..."

The covers of The Memory Hunters by Mia Tsai and The Lord of the Wood by E.M. Anderson in a translucent yellow box against the backdrop of white flowers blooming on a tree against a blue sky. The Memory Hunter's cover is dark red, with a central image of bright red cup fungi blooming on a rotting branch, with faint outlines of mushrooms, branches, and flowers that used to be there. The Lord of the Wood's cover is blue, with a central image of a stag of foliage and flowers growing from a tree whose upper branches drip black ooze and the tagline "even a beastly woodland protector needs saving..."

blurb for THE LORD OF THE WOOD from @itsamia.bsky.social!

if you like the looks of THE MEMORY HUNTERS (which I know you do, bc that cover is amazing), you can check it out here: bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

and it's coming out in paperback SOON, be still my heart!!

06.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

if you want to hype up THE LORD OF THE WOOD if you're excited for it, that might help me feel a bit less like I gotta be doing all the things πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

#WeeknightWriters

06.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

05.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 8234 πŸ” 1978 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 94
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A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse.

Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse. n.pr/4rUa1zD

05.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 2745 πŸ” 1358 πŸ’¬ 211 πŸ“Œ 234
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Morning Emergency Kitten- tiny protests

05.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 418 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 8

If you haven't seen it, enjoy: bsky.app/profile/koma...

04.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 364 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 7

There is no emoji for the feelings I'm feeling for you right now. Sending you much love and support--let me know if/how I can help in any way, I'm here for you 🫢

04.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

β€œAs the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

04.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 8408 πŸ” 1733 πŸ’¬ 153 πŸ“Œ 76

I tell people that if the government is covering up the existence of aliens, NASA is absolutely not involved, because astrobiologists can't keep a secret to save their lives

04.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 978 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8

I've been out of grad school for less than a year and I already forgot that when you index multiple columns in R, you need to do c().

It was once second nature. This is embarrassing. I'm getting rusty.

03.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

People all over the world treat hospitality as sacred while this damn place CHOOSES to torture the strangers among us.

It is all so deeply evil and I am so damn tired of hearing excuses made for those who support it all.

02.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

01.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 8607 πŸ” 2934 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 363
stanley tucci with members of the gold medal winning USA women's hockey team

stanley tucci with members of the gold medal winning USA women's hockey team

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

26.02.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 10649 πŸ” 1641 πŸ’¬ 130 πŸ“Œ 291

I have literally no patience for anyone saying that trans Kansans "just" have to go to the DMV and get a new license. There was no time given for that. There was no process in place for that. There were letters sent out to some people whose licenses were invalidated, but not all.

26.02.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1391 πŸ” 382 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 15

I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.

26.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 8092 πŸ” 3629 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 0

Wanna know a side effect of hormonal contraception for me?

Period migraines are gone. Period depression has been reduced--that's a big one.

N = 1, but still.

25.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You, an individual, cannot "fix" the whole world. You can act at the scale of your life. You should act at the scale of your life.

22.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 4067 πŸ” 1314 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 0
Katy Naples-Mitchell, program director of the Program in Criminal Justice Policy and Management at Harvard Kennedy School, has reviewed Dankoff’s data and called it β€œunsurprising.” Naples-Mitchell spends time as a pro bono attorney at South Bay Jail, aka Suffolk House of Correction. She was conducting an unrelated legal visit on a recent Friday when a family walked in to pay bail for a family member, and were given a receipt by the clerk magistrate.

Katy Naples-Mitchell, program director of the Program in Criminal Justice Policy and Management at Harvard Kennedy School, has reviewed Dankoff’s data and called it β€œunsurprising.” Naples-Mitchell spends time as a pro bono attorney at South Bay Jail, aka Suffolk House of Correction. She was conducting an unrelated legal visit on a recent Friday when a family walked in to pay bail for a family member, and were given a receipt by the clerk magistrate.

β€œTheir loved one never came out. Because instead, ICE had been alerted by the jail that this person was releasable, and so immediately upon the bail having been paidβ€” making the person released from state custodyβ€” ICE enacted their federal detainer, and took the person into federal custody,” she said.

The family, she said, told her the woman who was detained had a green card with no active order of removal.

β€œICE enacted their federal detainer. Instead β€” they were disappeared behind the jail,” she said.

β€œTheir loved one never came out. Because instead, ICE had been alerted by the jail that this person was releasable, and so immediately upon the bail having been paidβ€” making the person released from state custodyβ€” ICE enacted their federal detainer, and took the person into federal custody,” she said. The family, she said, told her the woman who was detained had a green card with no active order of removal. β€œICE enacted their federal detainer. Instead β€” they were disappeared behind the jail,” she said.

People are being disappeared from Massachusetts jails

21.02.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 557 πŸ” 273 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 27

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.

And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

18.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 20818 πŸ” 5585 πŸ’¬ 217 πŸ“Œ 376

β€œBe impressed!!!” It’s weird how much you care. What’s impressive is solar panels!! Harness the sun’s power??? What am I? A wizard?????

18.02.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 257 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIs there a technology the left is excited about?”

Yeah man, it’s called anything that can be useful and make my bills go down instead of a thing that can’t do anything without my help and doubles my electricity bill

18.02.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 2250 πŸ” 407 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

No, but actually: why is it "missing out" if I'm choosing to...use my own brain to do work? I enjoy thinking for myself, thank you. That's how you grow as a person.

Never-ending complacency sounds like a sad way to exist.

18.02.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

18.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 12487 πŸ” 3368 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 147

Precisely. The subject of one of my favorite pieces by Lynn Hunt, which I love teaching

17.02.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 354 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 7
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I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

17.02.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 21767 πŸ” 7745 πŸ’¬ 299 πŸ“Œ 637
Here's what happens: The unfortunate victim Googles a company name looking for a contact number, then calls the number thrown up by Al. This doesn't actually lead to the company in question, but rather to someone pretending to be that company, who then tries to take payment information or other sensitive details from the caller.
It's not clear exactly how these fake numbers are being planted, but the best guess is that they're being published in multiple low-profile places online, alongside the names of major companies.
Al Overviews then comes along and scoops them up, without running the proper checks to verify the information.

Here's what happens: The unfortunate victim Googles a company name looking for a contact number, then calls the number thrown up by Al. This doesn't actually lead to the company in question, but rather to someone pretending to be that company, who then tries to take payment information or other sensitive details from the caller. It's not clear exactly how these fake numbers are being planted, but the best guess is that they're being published in multiple low-profile places online, alongside the names of major companies. Al Overviews then comes along and scoops them up, without running the proper checks to verify the information.

In short,

16.02.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6
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Google’s AI Overviews Can Scam You. Here’s How to Stay Safe Beyond mistakes or nonsense, deliberately bad information being injected into AI search summaries is leading people down potentially harmful paths.

It was inevitable. Google’s dubious AI overview feature is being used to scam people.

16.02.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 8