Carson

Well, soon we will see if it’s possible to die from being too horny

What?!?!

Started playing Control, and the way I am attracted to Dr. Darling…

Mind if I 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Anything you want babe

Me, nude in the bathroom mirror (again)

I’ll make an alt eventually, but here is something in the meantime

Hi babe :)

I’d make the same post if it was you babe

The Dr. Demetre + Nasty Pig collab has me barking and drooling; making a fool of myself.

When I started the gay hockey show I really wasn’t expecting it to make me cry.

My husband bought the audio book for it today so I will be tuning in

This heated rivalry B plot is my A plot and I will be tuning in specifically for it

Exaccccctly

You can’t do this to me I’m gonna make a fool of myself

Crush on Dr. Demetre Daskalakis reaching critical levels I fear

I’m gonna have the most homoerotic December the world has ever seen

😜

Probably gonna move the real horniess and nudes to an alt

Me in a vanity mirror holding my dick

Ok and now a silly one

It’s me shirtless in a vanity mirror

The lighting in the new half bath is very good

Is the internet ready for something that rawly sexual Robby??

I’ve been feeling so HORNY and SLUTTY this week but I’ve been too busy with moving to do anything about it 😭

:D

Fucked up we didn’t take a pic together tbh

It’s me nude in a mirror but not the usual one

Happy #fcf to this who celebrate.

Oomf said I should make an onlyfans and my house downpayment agrees tbh

The last let’s say about 12 months —cumulatively— have been the worst for physical and mental health I’ve had in perhaps my entire life. So here’s to hoping we can just wrap that at a year and move on.

Thank you babe I needed to hear that today 🥹

Nobody seems to care that I’m too hot and fun to have to go to work :(