We await your return, king.
26.01.2026 03:11
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We await your return, king.
Ah, good to know. I hope you're having a good month of detox!
Oh good, you're still alive. Did you leave Twitter intentionally or did you get banned? I realized I hadn't seen any of your posts in a while.
2024 AD - (film poster) 2024 ——— calendar year https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024?wprov=sfti1
Dems: “But what can Biden even do about [student loan debt, climate crisis, abortion rights, ending the drug war, etc]??
“He has to work with congress, do you even know how government works you child? You imbecile? You Russian Troll? Grow the F up okay??”
5 min later:
Who's your favorite elder ho? I turn 40 this month! You can celebrate this momentous occasion with electronic gift cards sent to retiredfurrygirl@gmail.com (Amazon is evil but I do find those especially useful since they sell all the things: www.amazon.com/Amazon-eGift... )
An email response from Twitter saying: Hello, After reviewing the available information, we want to let you know Hitler_Rape_Man hasn't broken our safety policies. We know this isn't the answer you're looking for. If this account breaks our policies in the future, we'll notify you.
“Why doesn’t Disney want to advertise on my platform?”
ads on twitter last year: please watch jon stewart on apple tv plus
ads on twitter this year: i fucked your mom. buy this for your gun
Dr. Loomis with a slutty waist.
Hard to sustain a functional democracy when 1 in 4 people believe that society is run by Satan-worshipping pedophiles.
Don't blame me....... I voted for Cloth Mother
I’ve seen a bunch of content in the last week that’s like, “how to survive the nightmare of being around your awful family at Thanksgiving.”
Did you know… you can simply choose to stop interacting with people if you don’t enjoy being around them? Even people who share your DNA!
(replying) Hey I know this is a joke but do you mind if I turn it into something tedious
Of the various enshittifications of the internet, one that perpetually bums me out is Etsy. It's genuinely difficult to find handmade items or small businesses on the site any more. It's just cheap sweatshop garbage sold by drop shippers. Every time I search for something there I get mad.
Paging @fascinatedbyfungi.bsky.social
Exactly. Which is why the DNC will surely decide to select as their key 2024 issue criminalizing condoms or something.
TRANSPHOBIA LOSES ELECTIONS
Recalling that Donald Trump took out a full page newspaper ad calling for his execution.
MAGA zoomers crying tonight
The reason christians are using “groomer” panic as the specific means of attacking trans people is because their institutions & leaders are, rightly, synonymous with systematic sexual abuse of children, and they want to misdirect and project their crimes onto a group they’re targeting.
Royal Tenenbaum sitting at a large table, subtitle reads I am not responsible for the version of me you created inside your head.
Free for personal use
“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“
Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea
Journalists don’t want to use the headline “Rich people were duped because rich people are far dumber than everyone else.”
(raises hand) will this be on the Voight-Kampff
The people saying "try being gay in Gaza" as a retort to leftists calling for ceasefire don't seem to realize that it's a *more* principled position than their own. Even homophobes shouldn't be indiscriminately murdered!
Please call your reps and demand a ceasefire in Gaza.
This is not “self-defense.” It is eradication. Even if you’re a hawk, what do you imagine results from Israel murdering thousands of children?
Immoral. Horrifying. There is no peace at the end of this, and no end.
www.jewishvoiceforpeace.org