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Katie Herrmann

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Lawyer. I make up songs about my dog and sing them to her. I am going to get on Jeopardy! this year. I'm sure this time, I can feel it. DM for Signal info

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Spent part of my afternoon darning and patching a dog bed for our very old, very spoiled labrador.

She had worn holes in it from circling before laying down and kept tripping on them.

Of course, no other bed would do.

My handiwork? Hideous. But she's accepted the bed as mended and I'm thrilled.

06.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't hear Markwayne Mullin's name without a very twangy, Coors-Light-Commerical-from-20-years-ago "AND TWINS!" popping into my head.

Markwayne Mullins . . . AND TWINS!

06.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...or "attainable." Dealer's choice.

06.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes it's the only reason I make a to-do list.

Like, "I got a lot done today, someone should write all this down."

Sprinkle in a few very obtainable goals and you have yourself a recipe for success.

06.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We went on the best walk earlier.

05.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha the lab.

05.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our lab is on pain killers this evening for her arthritis.

So we keep looking at each other and saying "I'm not high, *you're* high" to one another.

05.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

The mams always stay the same lol. Although ideally, the grams do too!

05.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything is horrible, so I will share the highlight of my day:

My sister referring to getting a mammogram as getting one's "mams grammed."

05.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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This is what I imagine when someone says this πŸ˜‚ #pov #sleep #home #fyp #viral TikTok video by A.D

Courtesy of my sister

04.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just listened, great interviews!

I'd say I listen to too many law podcasts, but both OA and 5-4 do some great and important work.

03.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

That's great to hear! Just recently diagnosed, and working on the meds right now.

So relieved to have a diagnosis and a plan. Really thought I was just super depressed and out of luck.

03.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Replying to @πŸ—‘οΈ #greenscreen #depression #narcolepsy #ssris #mentalhealth TikTok video by Kar

Had a hell of a time getting diagnosed with Type 2 narcolepsy. Not a lot of folks out there talking about it, so thought I'd share.

I'd been taking meds for depression since I was 19. Diagnosed with narcolepsy at 38.

She calls her naps "sideways time." Heard. I call them "going horizontal."

03.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Total lunar eclipse March 2026: A complete guide to the next 'blood moon' A total lunar eclipse on March 3-4, 2026, will be visible in North America and will be the last total lunar eclipse anywhere on Earth until New Year's Eve 2028-2029.

March's full moon (the "Worm Moon") is tonight.

There will also be a total lunar eclipse, making it a "blood" moon.

So enjoy the blood worm moon, I guess.

Gross.

02.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

honestly, this goes in the war crimes prosecution file, a pretty clear declaration that the mission is not guided by rules rooted in the law of armed conflict

02.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 2567 πŸ” 616 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 11

Hell of a thing.

Remembering a brighter, less cynical time when I didn't understand Josh's point so well.

01.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are some really solid "guy living in the walls" horror movies out there.

01.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you just called out the root of my problem lol

01.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's awesome. I fully expected to come across one as a kid. A little bummed it hasn't happened yet.

01.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! I get it!

01.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine too! I always dream there's one behind the fridge or stove of my childhood home. Brains are weird.

01.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I secretly hope to find a secret passageway, preferably with a spiral staircase, whenever I am somewhere new.

01.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome movie! But we are watching Black Sunday (1959) this evening.

01.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching an old horror movie where the characters discover a secret passage way in a home they've lived in all their lives.

How.

I walk the perimeter of an Airbnb to make sure the outside dimensions match the inside ones before I settle in.

Who is being foolish now, @joshuaerlich.bsky.social.

01.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been terrifying to have almost every year in the past 20 years be a lesson in how many people with power make decisions about who lives and dies with little thought or care or even a clear idea as to why they’re doing anything, and it’s terrifying that it seems to be getting worse

28.02.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 4623 πŸ” 771 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 23

No! But I think I see where this is going, and I am very amused.

27.02.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a microphone taped to my neck and some poor lab tech had to listen to me sawing logs for however long and write it up in a report . . . I am mortified.

27.02.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The worst part of my sleep study results:

"Moderate snoring."

Right there in black and white.

I denied it my whole life and can deny no more.

. . . I remain skeptical.

27.02.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.

26.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 8088 πŸ” 3628 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 0

Nailed it.

26.02.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0