Terrence

Also Star Trek: They just do Robin Hood

Also Star Trek: These aliens are just 1930’s Chicago mobsters

Also Star Trek: There’s space hippies for some reason

Have fun, buddy.

Me wearing a conductor hat: “All aboard the potty train! Oh, sorry, kiddo, looks like you don’t have a ticket, no potty train for you. Yep, there’s no potty training in your future.”

I watched the whole series and I’m not even sure.

Yeah, that’s what it was. I know someone who also bought his house using an LLC he created for only that purpose. Not sure the benefit of that, but must be better somehow.

It’s true. And you can have as many as you want. I knew a guy who owned like 6 fast food places, he had each one under a separate business. He said it was in case someone sued him they could only sue the particular one they thought wronged them.

Sure, maybe some shortalls with animals on them. That’d be fun.

Hmm, I’m not too familiar with all the “little” clothing lines, but I like the idea.

Find some cute tee shirts to wear with your diapers.

I found a great routine for you, buddy. Where it says "Pull-ups" right here, we'll just cross that out and write "diapers", though, okay?

Congratulations!

You’re too little for a phone, but we’ll get you a tablet with some baby games.

a close up of a dog 's nose with the words " u got games on ur phone ? " ALT: a close up of a dog 's nose with the words " u got games on ur phone ? "

I was trying to find a fox, but this is closest I could get.

Still happy for you, little man.

Ha, just saw it was from a day ago, glad you had fun, though.

Have fun!

Congratulations!

Dads think of everything, don’t they?

Just crawl over and tug on his pant leg till he gives you what you want.

I always liked Wendy’s as far as fast food fries/chips.

Wow, someone’s been busy.

Good boy! *ruffles your hair*

You promise you’ll wear your diaper to the theater?

🤔

What happened?

You’re so worried about Jacey, what about you? Are you going to be a good boy?

Dad likes good boys.

Only when you’re being a good boy.

Okay, buddy, one last chance. If you be a good boy for me you can have your snackies, but if you don’t you get the spankies.

“Don’t bother asking for a pass anymore, honey. Your parents told us you’re back in diapers now.”