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Classic cars and botanical gardens. My great uncle fought to defeat fascists, my uncle fought to defeat commies and now it's my turn. The fight for democracy and freedom is never ending. Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we shall die.

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Crazy wild ass thought: Cory and Kristi were the conduit to funnel intel to Putin on the troops and now since that somehow it has been exposed they we have been providing intel...

07.03.2026 03:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I doubt Kristi is getting a cushier job after, under oath no less, implicating the President in misappropriation of taxpayer funds. No, she is dead in case somehow Dems really do take Congress and the White House and prosecute. I wonder if the alligators will say Kristi and Cory taste like chicken.

07.03.2026 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stupid thought: Despite all our technolohical achievements, our human brains are not wired much differently then those timid mammals that in the Mesozoic daytime hid in the rocks, only appearing at night while the reptiles slept.

07.03.2026 02:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are still a species motivated by fear, aren't we.

07.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, that was a pure click-bait headline and thank you for you clarifying. People should be able to spot that right off (too sensational), but alas...

07.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He also said he would release the Epstein files then turned around and said it was a Democrat Hoax and MAGA and the Media never questioned him on it so he knows he can just fart something out of his mouth and that is what the truth is, until something else is farted out to replace it.

07.03.2026 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear sometimes the planet got sucked into a wormhole or something, it's just too surreal.

07.03.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dancing Girls provided by Trump Brand Dancing Studio.

06.03.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

War is very profitable, always has been. But only for a few and destroys everything else.

06.03.2026 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's working great, let's end it early!

06.03.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My cats HATED the snow. Get my paws cold and wet? NO THANK YOU!

06.03.2026 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you reverse 30 years of right wing propaganda brainwashing?

06.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If we're lucky enough, look at Reconstruction.

06.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not blame you KiKi! Snow sucks. Though about 16 inches of it was what got a wild kitty like you to finally come into my home.

06.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know right? The question is, like a dog that was trained to fight, can it be rehabilitated?

06.03.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wasn't even born yet.

06.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if it was Russia's infiltration into the GOP or the Nazi Christian obsession with the End Times that drove @gtconway.bsky.social @therickwilson.bsky.social @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social, and many many others out. Which do you think they found most distasteful? It sure wasn't loudmouth.

06.03.2026 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donald Trump gives Putin intelligence to attack the troops and we're going to unsanction Russian oil and the Party of Reagan is pleased with helping Russia?

06.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep and we are rewarding them for it apparently.

06.03.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here's my shocked face:

06.03.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's too big of a business.

06.03.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a valid point.

06.03.2026 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get you, but we had a functioning secular government. We now have a dysfunctional government controlled by a pedophile death cult that is currently waging a holy war against Iran to bring Jesus back. You may be right, but End Times obsessed Christians with the reins of power isn't comforting.

06.03.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Israel doesn't even want to fight for Israel, that's why BiBi suckered Trump and the Evangelicals to do it for them.

06.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bought "C is for Cookie"

06.03.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does this mean universities and the NFL have been illegally paying players?

06.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So of course the follow up question is why did her boss tear up the deal Obama had with Iran. Right?

06.03.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We won't, we're too lazy. We also think strongly worded letters, finger shaking will do the trick and Nazis will voluntarily leave office next year if they lose an election that is eight months away.

06.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're asking 2/3 of an electorate that knew what he is and what was coming but voted for him or stayed home anyway to put him in check? This may shock people but way too many Americans are self absorbed pieces of shit and actually enjoy the violence and chaos.

06.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the orioles mascot is holding an orange flag and saying `` let 's go '' . ALT: the orioles mascot is holding an orange flag and saying `` let 's go '' .
06.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0