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Sarah Rumpf

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Native Floridian ☀️ Coffee aficionado ☕️ UF/UF Law alumna 🐊 Contributing Editor at Mediaite 📺 Freelance writer 💻 Aspiring pâtissière 🍰

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Trump’s Meddling Threatens to Crumble Decades of GOP Dominance in Texas Cracks seem to be forming in the foundation of the GOP's control in Texas -- and they trace back to meddling by President Donald Trump.

Trump’s Meddling Threatens to Crumble Decades of GOP Dominance in Texas | Opinion by @rumpfshaker.bsky.social

05.03.2026 16:36 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
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Trump’s Meddling Threatens to Crumble Decades of GOP Dominance in Texas Cracks seem to be forming in the foundation of the GOP's control in Texas -- and they trace back to meddling by President Donald Trump.

For those who just skim headlines, I write that Texas Democrats still face massive headwinds, but Trump has created some new opportunities for them...read below...

Trump’s Meddling Threatens to Crumble Decades of GOP Dominance in Texas www.mediaite.com/opinion/trum...

04.03.2026 21:44 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
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Trump’s Meddling Threatens to Crumble Decades of GOP Dominance in Texas Cracks seem to be forming in the foundation of the GOP's control in Texas -- and they trace back to meddling by President Donald Trump.

For those who just skim headlines, I write that Texas Democrats still face massive headwinds, but Trump has created some new opportunities for them...read below...

Trump’s Meddling Threatens to Crumble Decades of GOP Dominance in Texas www.mediaite.com/opinion/trum...

04.03.2026 21:44 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Absolutely stunning how badly Texas Rs played their hand, despite years of majority control.

Redistricting seems likely to put more legislative and congressional districts in play and Talarico gets to smile while watching Cornyn and Paxton bludgeon each other for months.

04.03.2026 04:06 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

Thread 🧵👇

28.02.2026 13:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So I’m with college friends at a @SisterHazelBand concert and when we get to security, the bouncer asked if we were drinking tonight and we said yes.

“Hold out your right wrist”
“You’re not going to ask us for ID?”
“Nah, y’all are going to see Sister Hazel”
😭😭😭

28.02.2026 01:25 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's fun to watch Ted Cruz tie the Kash Patel anchor chain around his neck like an idiot, but in between these comments he tries to defend Patel by saying that murder rates across the country has dropped and, uh, does he think the FBI is out there working local murder cases?

24.02.2026 18:01 👍 877 🔁 125 💬 34 📌 3
an email alert from bloomberg: “where to invest $1 million right now”

an email alert from bloomberg: “where to invest $1 million right now”

love to get relatable alerts

22.02.2026 20:09 👍 809 🔁 58 💬 18 📌 3
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22.02.2026 19:26 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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New Poll Shows Clear Majority of Americans Blame Trump for Higher Prices, Hail Supreme Court Tariff Ruling The Supreme Court of the United States struck down Trump's tariffs Friday, and a new poll taken in the hours after the decision shows a clear majority of Americans are happy about that.

New Poll Shows Clear Majority of Americans Blame Trump for Higher Prices, Hail Supreme Court Tariff Ruling
www.mediaite.com/media/news/n...

21.02.2026 01:57 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Almost Half of Jury Pool in Musk Trial Tossed After ‘So Many’ Said They ‘Hate’ Him Almost half of the prospective jurors for a Twitter investor lawsuit against Elon Musk were disqualified because they declared their hatred for him.

“Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I’ll go eat worms!” 🐛

Almost Half of Jury Pool in Musk Trial Tossed After ‘So Many’ Said They ‘Hate’ Him  www.mediaite.com/lawcrime/alm...

21.02.2026 00:13 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'll be on @newsnation coming up in a few minutes with @NicholeBerlie talking about that bonkers RFK Jr & Kid Rock video -- hope you can watch!

19.02.2026 17:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

May everyone in the Epstein Files who hurt kids and women have birthdays just as nice as The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince

19.02.2026 14:03 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

thanks 😁

14.02.2026 17:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’ve been taking some local art classes and here is my first attempt at oil painting! (I’ve been solely working in acrylics until this.) Was told to paint a fruit so of course I ended up with an orange. 🍊
Paints by Gamblin 🎨

14.02.2026 15:43 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

from @rumpfshaker.bsky.social, could be a BFD

11.02.2026 18:05 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

If the DOJ/DHS/ICE were serious about their own bullshit, they would have put ALL THEIR RESOURCES into capturing people who immigrated and committed serious crimes...BUT THEY PUT MOST OF THEIR EFFORTS INTO QUOTAS AND SWEEPS INSTEAD

11.02.2026 19:46 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

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Bondi's big move was to respond to every Democrat with a person who immigrated to their state, committed a crime, and was arrested by ICE

In other words, they should be ashamed that they did nothing to stop this, and it took Trump to address it.

However, this is the problem:

11.02.2026 19:45 👍 10 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
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BREAKING: Dawson’s Creek Star James Van Der Beek Has Died James Van Der Beek, who rose to fame as the star of the 90s' television show Dawson's Creek, has passed away after a battle with cancer.

Requiescat in pace
BREAKING: Dawson’s Creek Star James Van Der Beek Has Died After Battle with Cancer www.mediaite.com/media/entert...

11.02.2026 19:46 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

lmao

10.02.2026 06:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol

10.02.2026 06:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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‘Pure Smut’: GOP Congressman Claims Bad Bunny Halftime Show Had Gay Porn (It Did Not), Calls for Investigation Rep. Andy Ogles (R-TN) did not enjoy Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show, denouncing it as "pure smut," calling for a congressional inquiry, and accusing it of depicting "gay pornography."

‘Pure Smut’: GOP Congressman Claims Bad Bunny Halftime Show Had Gay Porn (It Did Not), Calls for Investigation www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...

10.02.2026 04:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1
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Fox’s Gutfeld Bashes Bad Bunny in Bizarre Rant About Jewish Halftime Show With Circumcision and Insurance Fraud Fox News' Greg Gutfeld had a unique take all his own about Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime performance.

Is this the weirdest take on Bad Bunny's halftime show? Watch and decide for yourself.

Fox’s Gutfeld Bashes Bad Bunny in Bizarre Rant About Jewish Halftime Show With Circumcision and Insurance Fraud www.mediaite.com/media/tv/fox...

10.02.2026 04:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Stephen Miller does not get to rewrite the Constitution

10.02.2026 03:55 👍 948 🔁 85 💬 11 📌 2
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This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

10.02.2026 03:18 👍 11253 🔁 3123 💬 237 📌 232
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Pokémon Go Players Found Something Disturbing on Epstein Island — And Epstein Himself Sent Emails About the Game Savvy players of Pokémon Go spotted one of the app's PokéStops in a disturbing location: Epstein Island.

this is very weird and creepy

Pokémon Go Players Found Something Disturbing on Epstein Island — And Epstein Himself Sent Emails About the Game www.mediaite.com/online/pokem...

10.02.2026 02:20 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Fox News Went All Day Without Mentioning Trump’s Obama Ape Video That Even Republicans Criticized The controversy over President Donald Trump's now-deleted post with an AI-generated video depicting the Obamas as apes was ignored all day long on Fox News.

Fox News Went All Day Without Mentioning Trump’s Obama Ape Video That Even Republicans Criticized www.mediaite.com/analysis/fox...

07.02.2026 00:03 👍 44 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1

Does not seem so! Some anonymous unknown invisible staffer who can mysteriously access the social media accounts of the freaking president, no big deal 🤪

06.02.2026 17:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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BREAKING: Trump Deletes Obama Ape Video, Blames White House Staffer for ‘Erroneously’ Posting President Donald Trump has deleted a controversial video that depicted former President Barack Obama and former First Lady Michelle Obama as apes.

BREAKING: Trump Deletes Obama Ape Video, Blames White House Staffer for ‘Erroneously’ Posting
www.mediaite.com/online/break...

06.02.2026 17:04 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1
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cozy lil’ croissant kitten 🥐🐈

05.02.2026 04:08 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0