And someone should tell those soldiers that New Orleans has zero gun laws and tons of guns. Buncha good ol boys with small arsenals flying DON'T TREAD ON ME flags from the backs of their Japanese pickup trucks down here. The military vs. L.A. is one thing, but the military vs. LA is another.
As a birthday present to the Army Trump deployed them to fight citizens in city streets. Oh Marines too? Well fuck me running. The Air Force and Navy can't be far behind. If I see someone in uniform I'm clutching my purse and crossing the street. Weird I'm not even scared of the Coast Guard tho.
When are we gonna revolt?
New Orleans has spoken.
*puts Bounty Hunter on my resumé*
You know why I like Puff Daddy? Because that motherfucker makes me feel like I have my shit together.
I like the schizophrenic river
Seriously, fuck that guy.
It's the Brooklyn way.
Look at this motherfuckin bullshit.
I can't conjure up a mental image of this that isn't uproarious.
The pope would've fucking hated me
GOTH BEAKER
Fred Flintstone lookin ass house
John Travolta looks amazing
A gray scruffy dog who looks like a raccoon muppet smiles maniacally while being pet on a striped chair.
Captured Izzy’s very essence this morning as she entertained guests.
ordering shrimp cocktail by saying "i'm going to krill myself"
I like the end of Dirty Harry when he quits his job
Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.
Oh my you
MAGA wanted this. MAGA voted for this. MAGA got this. MAGA owns this.
If there is a god he owes all of us an apology
I forgot to wipe the Preparation H off my undereye bags before I left home this morning so follow me for more tips on how to suck in general
District 3 is eating all you for dinner
How many times am I gonna watch Saltburn? Probably too many.
Guys we need communism
Perfection.
What an extraordinary man. What an extraordinary loss.
