you’re SO devious aren’t you, which means I would trust you to exploit that kind of power immediately,
12.03.2026 07:46
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what would *you* do to me?
12.03.2026 03:02
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what if I play both
12.03.2026 02:58
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wakes up slightly to let out a big belch, scratch their ass, and fall back asleep
what a wonderful date <3
12.03.2026 02:54
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Oh good, I’m famished!
12.03.2026 02:41
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*snap* can’t help themselves now, getting carried away with acting out every fantasy onto my form with the ease of a single gesture. More and more specific, tailoring my form to their inner, depraved ideal. I can’t keep track anymore, the panic & nervousness in my face just encourages them. *snap*.
12.03.2026 02:33
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*snap* a lot taller, and *snap* another couple hundred pounds to make me look big at my new height. I can’t help but fall back onto the couch and hear a snap somewhere beneath me. It turns them on even more. *snap* more weight. *snap* even softer.
12.03.2026 02:33
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*snap* & more bottom heavy. My dick was mostly buried, but now it’s suddenly in the negatives, it’s noticeable even with all the new sensations. *snap* and I’m a little older because they like it, bones aching even more, mass of fat even saggier. They’re getting horny, and can’t help themselves now.
12.03.2026 02:33
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want someone to get carried away transforming me.
*snap* and I pack on a hundred pounds in an instant, the weight feels incredible and burdensome and amazing. *snap* another hundred, just like that, my muscles straining to even hold myself up, body completely foreign, self-image blurry.
12.03.2026 02:33
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You are WELL on your way.
12.03.2026 02:26
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it should be you, forever.
12.03.2026 02:25
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you should make yourself into a blob, c’mon it’ll be hot
12.03.2026 02:23
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Oh I do that all the time, but the second example is where I see art that’s so proficient in a way that feels demoralizing
11.03.2026 16:21
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it unfortunately has to be four distinct directors, but I’ve earned MANY points for knowing about Jupiter Ascending
11.03.2026 07:57
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11.03.2026 05:00
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you know what fuck you *transforms you using the devolution device from Super Mario Bros (1993)*
11.03.2026 03:25
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I got The Matrix and Barbie and then immediately lost lol
11.03.2026 03:23
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Picking the ‘Bechdel Test’ win condition in CineNerdle2Battle because I’m a feminist and losing instantly because I’m not that good at naming films directed by women
11.03.2026 02:32
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This is Skillet’s alley now👀🔥
sharnyer/MrAiden
10.03.2026 21:04
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just in time! Love the overhang~
11.03.2026 01:34
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tuesday, you know what that means!!
…worship this gut like your life depends on it
(yes, that’s a threat, i’m REALLY hungry)
11.03.2026 01:09
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sooo much to worship, better get started immediately ;3
11.03.2026 01:20
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looks good on you though :3
11.03.2026 01:03
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entering the donut cooper code as we speak
11.03.2026 01:02
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great news
11.03.2026 00:33
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you’re talking about ice cream :)
10.03.2026 22:28
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you can do it whenever you want!
10.03.2026 21:56
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sometimes you can't tell the difference between people suggesting transition and people suggesting you switch to linux
(probably because it's often the same people)
10.03.2026 20:55
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belly sitting on my lap, looming over my seal print boxers.
this is my belly, and you should imagine rubbing it and making it fatter for me
10.03.2026 21:49
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I just want to make music that my friends like, you know?
10.03.2026 20:59
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