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I, for one, am looking forward finally seeing Imperial Warlord Helen Shapiro finally make it to the big screen.

In Brazil, there's a monkey called 'Macaco Inglês', which literally translates to 'English Monkey'.

Blocked by Games Workshop, for joking that their price hikes were good news for 3D printer companies.

Blocked by Right Said Fred, because I said they were 'Deeply Shitty'.

Blocked by Michael Barrymore for a post that mentions swimming pools and being destroyed through the rectum.

Heading there purely for the phat beats of the Wickes Tradepro Tool Theft Zone.

If you see this, post a robot.

"Me eyes! Ah cannit see!"

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Me, too! It's the book's permanent bookmark now.

Bought a secondhand Hairy Bikers book a while ago, just picked it up for the first time to look for a stew recipe and found this inside.

In my mid-20s, I bumped into a childhood friend who'd not long finished a degree in politics. He said he wasn't going to pursue it as a career, as he "didn't want to go through life without any friends". Last I heard, he was a baker.

I've got that planned for later in the week, mainly because I've got a massive craving for dumplings.

This is how I access bluesky

Doctor Who - The Beginning (An Unearthly Child SIGNED By William Hartnell! £208.69 or Best Offer Free postage

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Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

The Turd of Sauron.

"What is best in life? To crunch your mints, seethe and dribble at those before you, and to resist the temptations of old women".

I saw something in a suggested Warhammer post on Facebook the other day where someone was saying that people shouldn't be allowed to play if their army isn't painted or not painted to a level that they thought was acceptable.

I had a similar experience when I went to a beer festival years, that had Morris Dancing on as part of the entertainment. I was expecting flouncing about with hankies, but it was basically musical combat and was brilliant.

Sorry! Thought it was hilarious when I was a kid, but a rematch in recentish years just wound me up that a grown man could be so pathetic.

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Reminded by FB.
NZ headlines 6 years ago

Your Secretary of Homeland Security name is the first names of the two worst behaved kids in your primary school. Hi, I'm Trevorelaine Lansbury, I'll be headbutting wire-reinforced glass for absolutely no reason and letting boys finger me behind a tree for a Curly Wurly.

What is one of your ultimate comfort movies?
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