Robert

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.

i admit i live in an echo chamber of leftist politics, the only exception being when i hear things said by the president, the next president, the supreme court, members of congress, people on the news, my family, or people i encounter in my daily life.

*30 seconds into You Are What You Eat: A Twin Experiment* I NEED to know what @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @yrfatfriend.bsky.social have to say about this.

It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby

for sale, baby! shoes? never worn!

I think it's so beautiful that Kate Bush wrote "Running Up That Hill" about the immutable barriers of gender and experience that divide us all from each other, but decades later an entirely new generation was able to rediscover it as a song about a character in a show running up a hill.

saw some dumb fuck who rewrote the barbie patriarchy monologue except about how hard life is for men and everything he describing was just also the patriarchy

let him cook

Aws (a movie about cute stuff)

the gay agenda:

Re: my decision not to report the all-expenses-paid trip that I made to the Vlad Dracul Institute For Liberty And Innovation's annual conference in Gstaad, this was a personal trip with personal friends. It had no bearing on my decision in the Amalgamated Bone Slurry Corp. vs. Poisoned Town case.

How is it showing that? The random dotted line?

An eBay listing of the original Baby Sinclair puppet prop from the hit ABC sitcom “Dinosaurs” on sale for $25,000.

Hi friends. Bluesky isn’t just a social media site. It’s a community. A community that lifts up voices and helps those in need. Today, I could use your help. I hate doing this, but due to circumstances beyond my control, I need to raise $25,000 to purchase the rotting Baby Sinclair puppet.

I literally can’t even figure out what they’re trying to say the Barbie map is saying.

As someone who has previously found it difficult getting an infant to even fall asleep in a hotel room, I salute you 🫡

Tower in the distance with purple smoke coming out of it. Reference made to the smoke signals stuff regarding a new pope being selected.

The new grimace has been chosen

I’ve had to do this too… were you near a closed Wendy’s??

wheres pepsi. why cant i talk to doritos and arbys on here. where is the personification of netflix, the streaming service. i want to pass the digital blunt to steakums right FUCKING now

it’s cool that St. Louis has the arch, more cities should have big dumb shit like that