intrusive thot

This is the sentiment of all of my long time friends and it makes me feel very loved and special!

I’m so glad you have gotten to meet my special freak!

SO good. I came for the smut and stayed for the tenderness.

Gay hockey show got me ugly crying by episode five.

My husband told me about “fruit fly locker” today, an unlocked/unassigned locker in his high school he would put food scraps in after lunch. Why? We’ll never know, teen boys are an inscrutable eldritch horror.

Only kind of related but John has a full disciplinary report from when his dad was in military school and it’s WILD. I should text you some pics of the best sections. Maybe I’ll see if he wants to request the records from when he was in WWII (old dad).

I don’t know how you can respect yourself if you have a job title like “Director of People Enablement.”

Damn!

Tweet: Regular Chris! @TopherDisgrace I'm about to see The Thing for the first time, and I promise that by the time I leave the theater I will have a better name for this creature 7:10 PM • 12 Oct 22 • Twitter for iPhone 152 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 728 Likes 17 ♥ Regular Chris! @TopherDisgr... • 22h Damn nope they were right that shit was a Thing

Are there ghosts? Drug dealers? Time travel?

💯💯💯

I’m glad we’re in this together! Sandy Cohen is the dad we all deserve.

This is NOT conspiracy brained to me at all. Even if it’s not directly intentional, the tech class promoting AI benefits from the slop obscuring ways to access useful and reliable information sources.

I can’t believe there are only four seasons of The OC. I thought there were like seven!

Every $1 invested in SNAP generates $1.80 in local economic activity. Without SNAP, that will mean a loss of $15 billion to the US economy just in November alone.

Me writing about this movie “it’s so awesome when the Ents go nuclear.”

Love this

Wanna pet so badddddd

This cottage cheese is mad good!

This is a perfect meal 😗👌

A traviestitty

Omg I’ve been home for hours and only now took off my bra. All this time I coulda been floppin!

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

Word word my hackles are raised in general. Anti-fat rhetoric goes hand in hand with fascism and white supremacy!

These ppl won’t see your posts by your fat anti-fascist mutuals will!

Bonne Mamam Advent Calendar box on a dining room table with clutter and mail on it. The box has an adorable snowy winter scene.

Girls don’t want jewelry, they want 24 tiny jars of premium jams.

Some will say they don’t hate them all but they’re lying.

Girl, are we are twins? The best!!!

If I see any of these little goblins in the bike lane they’re getting my ulock freal.