Mark (グリセルブランド)

Rashy, please cook these geordie twats

Sauce is good, I don't know how much better it is than standard mac sauce since I'm predisposed to loving any form of ketchup/mayo based burger sauce, and also I was pretty drunk when I ate it. In the running for best thing I've eaten at a McDonalds. It was preposterously messy tho.

I have Big Arch'd recently.

They subbed their KEEPER after 17 minutes. Holy shit lol. This lot is 100% getting relegated.

There's fucking abhorrent and then there's whatever Spurs are right now. My god.

The man is one of the very best strikers in the world, in his prime, and he's spending it toiling alongside Davinson Sanchez and Lucas Torreira. It's not right!

*monkey paw curls shut as he signs for Chelsea in July*

All due respect to Galatasaray, who are currently beating Liverpool and are therefore my absolute favorite team in the world right now, but we gotta get Victor Osimhen on a team commensurate to his prodigious talent.

However many times this bozo was shoved into a locker during his education, it wasn't enough.

I don't know who or what Curufin is but 3 is, for me, hands down the best seat possible so that's where I'm sitting.

what the hell

Sorry but this is all I see

Will Campbell my friend have you started learning left guard?

Two goodbois!

You know who else is a good boy?

Every young lad's dream to have the club captain talk about him like he's a dog.

It makes me happy to see all the love Poison the Well are getting for this new album. One of the finest bands of the genre and a huge personal influence of mine.

Probably something like this for me

lmao traveling Palace fans chanting "say hello to Milwall" at Spurs ☠️ That group looks broken, dunno if this is even a hot take at this point but I think they're going down.

I want no part of Scornful Egotist, Mindstab Thrull, Mystic Snake, or Corrupt Official but I would put boots to asses on the rest of those creatures.

How is it possible that in 2026 I still cannot freely buy some Air Max 95s?! I entered two raffles and lost both of them. For some fucking neon green 95s that have existed for 30 years. I get some things have to stay exclusive to drum up hype but this pair should not be part of that nonsense.

Oh, must I?

I don’t, and United shouldn’t, give a rats about the style. Arsenal have given a blueprint but it shouldn’t be hard for the right manager to iterate better on that. Imagine Bruno on Arsenal right now, and we should still have 2+ years of him being world class. Find the coach, buy better players.

Paul Scholes longs to suck on Sandro Tonali's toes, you saw it here first.

What an absolutely dour cunt he's turned into.

Ugarte has to be in the running for worst United signings in recent memory. Does he do *anything* well?

Yeah, no idea how Boro teams looked and I know you and Kees said you were gonna do a deeper dive into, but I feel like if he had the kind of ideas that United need to be learning, we'd have seen it by now. A steady hand but we NEED someone who has shown they can bully a low block.

I've seen enough from Carrick now to know he's not the man to lead United forward. This was an absolutely shambolic showing in the second half.

I've seen enough of Carrick. Thanks for whatever you do for the rest of the season but the second half of this game is absolutely disqualifying for the long term position leading this team. Pathetic display. Absolutely fucking pathetic.

Bruno is absolutely cooking right now, my god

Casemiro 45+9 when there was only 3 minutes of stoppage time, followed up by the big balls celebration, is the purest form of shithousery. I really wish he'd stay another year but it'll be nothing but fond memories of Case.