Agreed on both counts! The song showed up on one of my wife’s playlists about month ago and has been in regular rotation since then. I had never associated with Jack Norriss before, but I sure do now!
I think the same thing! I’m always like, “What has that cereal marketed directly to mildly closeted multi-ethnic lesbian couples gone and done now? Combining insider trading with war crimes? Well, that seems off brand. I was hoping they’d do a spinoff cereal with crasins called Longtime Roomates”
Reading what I think is a beloved middle reader classic: Wow! This book is a lot more graphic than I had remembered.
*look at cover*
“Fuck Everblasting?”
The morally bankrupt Trump administration has partnered with another morally bankrupt authoritarian to declare an unprovoked war on Iran, already killing scores of civilians.
We need an immediate vote from Congress on a War Powers Resolution. Then articles of impeachment.
Someday, I’ll go a whole day without thinking about Neal Adams’ Skateman.
Today is not that day
You might have believed you would not see two dolphin's simultaneously punch a dude in his respective nipples today...
Me: But you said “Reflective Listening” was a valuable tool that could help me deescalate a potentially volatile situation.
My boss: NOT IF YOU KEEP MAKING THE JERK OFF MOTION WHILE DOING IT!
Me: It sounds like you think me making the jerk off motion is inappropriate.
MB: STOP DOING IT!
And it should start with, “Well, my name is Tony and I’m here to say…”
He should have to say a Green Lantern style rhymey oath while it charges.
The ACLU wants to hear from any families with kids or anyone who was significantly impacted by the use of chemical munitions at yesterday’s protest. Please email my office so we can help connect you with their legal team.
I remember when they invented Arugula. It was 2004. People at salad bars fled in terror like moviegoers in 1896 watching Train Arrives at Station. Total pandemonium.
Awww! Us weirdos miss you too!
Yeah, it was his 90th birthday too.
Sal Buscema was one of my favorite artists. Between his epic runs on The Defenders and Rom, he drew some of the greatest comics of all time. When you saw a villain’s face contorted into a black trapezoid of a grimace, interrupted by a stalactite of spittle, you knew you were in good hands. RIP Sal.
Boy, not a ton to choose from. I mean, there’s Pa Kent, obviously, but for heroes? Luke Cage, maybe? Mr. Miracle? Yeah. I think Mr. Miracle. Loving your son enough to overcome an anti-life equation induced depression and murder Darkseid seems pretty aspirational.
I have watched every single episode of this show, which I’m fairly certain was made by and for scented candles.
The one nice thing about AI is that it makes me enjoy having a bidet more. Because now I get to feel self-righteous when I shit in a robot’s mouth. That’s normal, right?
A person in a Frog costume faces down several military dressed men with riot helmets in a painting
The guy who first dressed as Portland Frog, a major symbol of our protest and then other national protests, has been arrested while peacefully protesting. Prints of this painting by Simran Gleason are being sold to support his defense. www.simrangleason.com/prints/p/por... #pdx #protest
Me: Man, I’m gonna be a dad in a few weeks. I gotta start acting more mature.
Me five seconds later, putting rolls of toilet paper on three of my fingers and bonking them together: Warriors…come out and pooop!”
I mean, to be fair, at least some of the time they were also high on acid (that one of Rick’s groupies said was vitamin c) floating around like, “what?”
These books were so important to me as a kid. My wife and I are having a baby soon, and unreasonably high on my incredibly long to-do list was making sure I still had this whole series so that I can read it to them.
I always loved this bit from the 1975 Marvel Calendar.
The town I grew up in was not too far from Grafton, geographically and ideologically. Reading that book was both infuriating and…I don’t know, what’s the inverse of nostalgia? Where you’re like, “Yes! Somebody gets it!” followed immediately by “Oh no, it’s terrible that somebody else has to get it!”
This is possibly the most significant attack on trans rights in this country yet, and I can count the number of posts on my timeline about this on my hands.
If you're trying to dismiss this thinking "It'll die in the senate," DON'T! Sound the alarms now!
Hey @dc.com when are we getting a compendium of this run?
A real Doggy Howser situation.
Once again, ‘‘tis the season to listen to the greatest Christmas song of all time.
youtu.be/ncgiS_p5bwY?...
Starbucks baristas on ULP strike in Gardner, MA holding picket signs
🗣️ ain't no power like the power of a union, cuz the power of a union won't stop!
We're EIGHTEEN DAYS into our national ULP strike and only getting louder. Let's hear it for baristas in Gardner, MA for holding the line! #nocontractnocoffee
A sleepy looking tortie cat curled up inside a cat bed.
A half bengal chonk cat, stretched out in front of a window. He’s looking at the camera.
Same bengal chonk, sitting up and staring at something off camera.
A small tortie cat with green eyes sitting on a lap, staring at something off screen.
Seattle and Portland area folks:
These two sweeties need a new foster home by December 12th. One boy, one girl, both fixed. They’ll come with food, toys, and litter (also a cat playpen if you want it).
Would really appreciate any shares to cast a wider net.
Yeah, but on the plus side, when he got back he got to punch Robin in the face.
