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@burstorangetech

Husband, Dad, Blackpool ST, Pub Shed landlord, and occasional EDT-er. Moves data around for work.

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Lloyds Bank users report seeing rogue transactions in app – here's what we know so far Customers of Lloyds, Halifax and Bank of Scotland have been reporting mystery transactions showing on their banking apps this morning (Thursday 12 March).

Lloyd's, Halifax and bank of Scotland "seeing others transactions in my app" news here... www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/2026/03... we'll update the story through the day as we learn more.

12.03.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
Book Group

The last Thursday of every month was Book Group,
when the books would gather together to discuss Brian.

β€œIt’s no fun here any more,” remarked Bleak House, glumly.β€¨β€œWhy doesn’t he read us?” whined the Grapes of Wrath. β€œIt makes me so angry!” β€¨β€œI’m sure he only bought me so he can show me off to his friends,”
complained Ulysses, in a stream of self-consciousness.

β€œI bet he can’t even remember my name, The Idiot,”
muttered a voice from the Russian literature section.β€¨β€œThat’s because he avoids you like The Plague,” said another.β€¨β€œC’est vrai!” came a cry. β€œIt is like I do not exist.”

β€œLet’s not give up on him yet.” It was Brave New World.
After some Persuasion, they agreed to give him one last chance.β€¨β€œBe quiet!” cried Waiting for Godot with Great Expectations.β€¨β€œHere he comes now!”

Brian entered the room, with his phone.
He sat down and watched some videos of baby pandas falling over.
After an hour or so, he started googling cats dressed as celebrities.

On the shelf, the books waited with uncracked spines,
their silence speaking volumes.


Brian Bilston

Book Group The last Thursday of every month was Book Group,
when the books would gather together to discuss Brian. β€œIt’s no fun here any more,” remarked Bleak House, glumly.β€¨β€œWhy doesn’t he read us?” whined the Grapes of Wrath. β€œIt makes me so angry!” β€¨β€œI’m sure he only bought me so he can show me off to his friends,”
complained Ulysses, in a stream of self-consciousness. β€œI bet he can’t even remember my name, The Idiot,”
muttered a voice from the Russian literature section.β€¨β€œThat’s because he avoids you like The Plague,” said another.β€¨β€œC’est vrai!” came a cry. β€œIt is like I do not exist.” β€œLet’s not give up on him yet.” It was Brave New World.
After some Persuasion, they agreed to give him one last chance.β€¨β€œBe quiet!” cried Waiting for Godot with Great Expectations.β€¨β€œHere he comes now!” Brian entered the room, with his phone.
He sat down and watched some videos of baby pandas falling over.
After an hour or so, he started googling cats dressed as celebrities. On the shelf, the books waited with uncracked spines,
their silence speaking volumes. Brian Bilston

In celebration of World Book Day, here’s a poem called β€˜Book Group’.

05.03.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 428 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 10
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BST Round UP Feb 2026 | Blackpool BST Round UP - feb 2026 - Issue - 21 | Blackpool

The latest monthly round up from Blackpool Supporters' Trust is out now! #UTMP

www.blackpoolsupporterstrust.com/bst-round-up...

19.02.2026 09:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Painful but still better - Huddersfield Town vs the Mighty To get from here to there you have to cross the tops. Great, dark yawning miles of nothing, obscured today by fog, a trail of disappearing b...

New Blog: Huddersfield Town vs Blackpool

I thought we did really well for 65 minutes + then painfully badly as we ran out of legs. New lads all looked decent though + we took it to them (until we didn't) - I'd have taken 2-2 at the outset.

#utmp #htfc

07.02.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeh, class. Too good for league one. Will be interesting to see what he does in the championship.

29.01.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

As enjoyable as ever. And another photo of me! Not sure whether I need to be worried or negotiate an image rights deal!

26.01.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would help if I posted the blog...

mclfoot.blogspot.com/2026/01/much...

#utmp #ntfc #cobbles #blackpoolfc

25.01.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
New Year Office Chitchat
 
How was your Christmas?
you ask

and I think 
of the bloodstained rug

and the silent scraping
of the spade

in the garden
at midnight

and the wash wash
washing of my hands

and the dreams,
those endless dreams

which haunt
the night-time

and smudge
their thumbprints

on the day
to come

and I reply
Super, thanks. Yours?

New Year Office Chitchat How was your Christmas? you ask and I think of the bloodstained rug and the silent scraping of the spade in the garden at midnight and the wash wash washing of my hands and the dreams, those endless dreams which haunt the night-time and smudge their thumbprints on the day to come and I reply Super, thanks. Yours?

This poem is dedicated to anyone heading back into work and having to endure dull conversation about what they got up to during the Christmas holidays.

05.01.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 614 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 7
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I'm sharing this here, as I have on Facebook and Instagram, but there's no account on here to share from, and I just think this is wonderful.

A really good balance of design and implementation, and appears to achieve everything it set out to do, and it *SO* appeals to my inner 'work nerd'.

18.12.2025 09:24 πŸ‘ 1477 πŸ” 438 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0
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Crypto Investor Donates Β£9 Million to Reform UK After Nigel Farage Plugs His Company and Tells Industry 'I Am Your Champion' The Reform leader recently used media interviews to back Christopher Harborne's company while promising to cut taxes and regulations on crypto firms

The Daily Mail owner's wife has given Β£50,000 to Reform UK, after the paper declares that Nigel Farage is β€œfinally a politician who gets it”

bylinetimes.com/2025/12/04/c...

04.12.2025 10:32 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7
a painting of a white cat lying in a drawer full of cutlery and miscellaneous items

a painting of a white cat lying in a drawer full of cutlery and miscellaneous items

I painted a cat in a drawer. medium: Nicker poster colour on Arches watercolour paper

08.10.2025 14:05 πŸ‘ 2518 πŸ” 780 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 4

Final sentence for #NathanGill. 10.5 years jail time for Nigel’s right hand man in Strasbourg for taking payments from Putin’s right hand man Ukraine

21.11.2025 12:59 πŸ‘ 170 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3

Word of the day is β€˜quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

21.11.2025 12:59 πŸ‘ 2135 πŸ” 703 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 94

🚨UPDATE WITH COMMENT FROM THE BBC: Byline Times can confirm that of the four-person BBC panel that interviewed Prescott and made the decision to appoint him as an advisor, three of them had longstanding Conservative Party ties. bylinetimes.com/2025/11/11/b...

11.11.2025 22:02 πŸ‘ 388 πŸ” 239 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 14

A cracking game and the first time in ages we've had fun at a game.

09.11.2025 09:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No. It's not that.

02.11.2025 12:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know how to opt out! We went to the back at Stockport, but we were early, so got caught.

02.11.2025 12:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Preferable to the gazette paparazzi

02.11.2025 11:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've just started to read this and realised you've taken a photo of the back of my tangerine clad head.

02.11.2025 09:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Come, take this hand in yours
Β 
Come,
take this hand
in yours –
Β 
bury it
beneath the trees,
Β 
while I go
and get the rest
of him
Β 
out of
the deep freeze.


Brian Bilsto

Come, take this hand in yours Β  Come, take this hand in yours – Β  bury it beneath the trees, Β  while I go and get the rest of him Β  out of the deep freeze. Brian Bilsto

Today’s Halloween poem is called β€˜Come, take this hand in yours’.

30.10.2025 09:37 πŸ‘ 420 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 9
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Calling all #BlackpoolFC supporters! I'll be talking about my new book with Blackpool Supporters Trust at 6.30pm Thursday @ArmfieldClub before England's game.

It's called 'Where's The Money Gone? The Battle For The Soul of English Football' - and there's a chunky chapter on your club!

08.10.2025 12:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BST Round UP Sep - 2025 | Blackpool BST Round UP - sep 2025n - Issue - 16 | Blackpool

BST Round Up for September is out! 🍊 ⚽️ #UTMP
www.blackpoolsupporterstrust.com/bst-round-up...

19.09.2025 12:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Minute Cryptic Solve a clue with a hidden meaning

Minute Cryptic - 18 September, 2025
"Buzzer-beater was thrown with second on stopwatch" (4)
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I scored: 2 under par
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18.09.2025 11:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Minute Cryptic Solve a clue with a hidden meaning

Minute Cryptic - 17 September, 2025
"Every prime cut from homebred cattle?" (4)
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I scored: 2 under par
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17.09.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A knock-off Lemsip and my new book #minutecryptic

17.09.2025 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Minute Cryptic Solve a clue with a hidden meaning

Just follow the instructions!

Minute Cryptic - 10 September, 2025
"Playing piano after American season of pipe organs?" (9)
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I scored: 3 under par
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10.09.2025 11:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Minute Cryptic Solve a clue with a hidden meaning

Minute Cryptic - 9 September, 2025
"Liking when head of state becomes centrist?" (5)
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I scored: 2 under par
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09.09.2025 07:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Word of the day is β€˜tamalou’: a French name for an older person who no longer greets their friends with β€˜how was your holiday?, but with β€˜t’as mal oΓΉ ?’, β€˜where does it hurt?’. There follows an enthusiastic account of aches and pains and doctor’s appointments.

04.09.2025 08:35 πŸ‘ 2167 πŸ” 501 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 77
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Five striking snake sculptures from the Global Snakebite Taskforce have found a new home at LSTM.

The artworks highlight the human impact of snakebite envenoming, a neglected tropical disease that kills 138,000 people every year.

Read more: lstm.ac/GlobalSnakeb...

03.09.2025 12:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today's plan: Deadly Strong gym race, Blackpool v Bolton, beer & food, fall asleep in front of TV.

It won't be much of a race for me, more of a try to get it done and not die. Looking forward to it being over. I feel similar about the football, actually.

30.08.2025 06:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0